Everybody is giving relationship advice these days - NFL players
, Top Chefs
, The Bachelorette stars
, even your priest.
Inspired by a Huff Post piece
on the nine kinds of women men fall in love with (and how to make yourself one of them), we decided to comb through all the dating advice we could find and take a closer look at the 10 most-common tips. The verdict? There's no way you can do all of these things and succeed. Take a look: