10 Hilarious, Adults-Only Valentine's Cards

PG-13 rated valentines for adultsI love a good Valentine's Day gift that's thoughtful, funny, and doesn't take life too seriously. I'm not a romantic person, and I don't really care for the gooey, mushy "I love you stuff." Ditch the required flowers and chocolate, and bring on the laughter and sarcasm - that's the key to my heart.

I can't be the only person who feels this way, so I went looking for some off-the-wall valentines. Check out these 10 PG-13 rated cards for adults.






You Have a Nice ...
1. You Have a Nice ...
It's a donkey. Get it? (You get it.)
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You Turn Me On...
2. You Turn Me On...
Those are words of love right there.
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Want Fries With That?
3. Would You Like Fries with That?
Leave the sit-down meal for another time. You've got a fast food romance.
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Related: The evolution of the Valentine's Day card


I Get a Heart On
4. I Get a Heart On
Heh. This one's clever and sexy and very juvenile.
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Fiscally Conservative
5. Fiscally Conservative
Tight on money? Love doesn't cost a thing.
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Let's ...
6. Let's ...
Gets right to the point, doesn't it?
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It Won't Fit
7. It Won't Fit
Well, don't keep me in suspense too long!
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Related: 20 creepy and odd vintage valentines

Ouch


8. Ouch
Who says valentines are only for those lucky in love?
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You Suck
9. You Suck
It's a card for any occasion. Aww. You shouldn't have.
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Barf
10. Barf
Not everyone likes Valentine's Day, you know.
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- By Devan McGuinness

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