There are worse things than kissing a wookie…
By Chiara Atik for HowAboutWe
1. Check your lineage. Make sure you're not siblings.
3. If your girlfriend says "I love you," and you simply respond with a smug "I know," then you honestly deserve to be frozen in carbonite.
5. Have a bad feeling about this (date/relationship/drunken inclination to hook up with someone)? Then it's probably not a good idea.
6. Be like Han Solo: promise her you won't shoot first. (Get it?!)
8. Always choose a good wingman to help you steer clear of danger, avoid getting shot down, and generally make sure you're striking back, not out.
9. No one, not even a princess, is out of your league if you're cocky enough. whether or not they like ewoks. [Crowd-sourced entirely from the world's cleverest and most ardent Star Wars fans.]