By Zoë Ruderman
Next time you have a first encounter with a guy that's a total bust, read these hilariously bad and unfortunately true stories tweeps and Facebook fans who just couldn't not get in on the hash tag #firstdatefail.
"I fell flat on my face when coming back from the bathroom. It turned out that a kid had spilled water on the floor and no one cleaned it up. My dress was all wet and I was mortified." -Kelly
"He brought his co worker along on the date." -@legit_lyssa
"I went on my first date after getting out of a serious two-year relationship. Guess who our waiter was? Yep. Most. Awkward. Date. Ever." -Jen
"The entire date consisted of this: He took me for a looong drive in his truck. I had no idea where we were. Then he stopped at gas station, bought me an ice cream bar. Then he drove me back home." -JoAnn
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"I went out with a guy I'd known for years and within the first half hour he asked when we could get naked. Then to seal the deal, he took me out to dinner at a fast food place! Uh yeah, no." -Sabrina
"We were set up and when we met for the first time, he hugged me and said, "I like my women flabby not firm!" I'm voluptuous, but in shape. So I turned my awesome tail and headed home!" -Kerry
"The first words that came out of his mouth: 'Damn, your boobs are smaller than they are in your profile picture.' I got in my car and left."
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"I went on a date with a guy who met me at my house and told me I was driving because he didn't want to waste his gas. Then we went to a movie and he didn't offer to pay for me. And then he sprawled out across the seats with his feet towards me and stayed that way for the whole movie. Afterwards, he asked if we were going to have a party in my pants."
"Not only was he 45 minutes late, but he also stayed in the driveway and honked at me to come to the car." -@AllyClaire1
"My date made moaning sounds during the sex scenes in the movie."
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