Every gay wedding needs Nene Leakes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
By Eric Emch for HowAboutWe
Brad and Angelina will reportedly have Kate and William, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, in attendance at their wedding. Matthew McConaughey and his new bride Camila Alves kept things confidential and whispered their vows in each other's ears. If Bachelorette Emily and her new betrothed ever get married (I'm not holding my breath), I imagine they'll include Emily's daughter Ricki into the ceremony. But my wedding will have one thing all of these celebrity soirees won't have: two dudes standing at the alter. With all this wedding mania in the air (and on E! News), I've begun pondering all of the things I consider must-haves at my, or any, gay wedding.
1. Non-Matching Tuxes
I realize that some guys would want to visually represent how their two-lives-will-become-one with matching altar-wear, but your wedding is not Twins Day at Six Flags, ok?2. Name Brand Libation
I don't want any of this house liquor nonsense at my wedding. This is not your local dive bar, it's my wedding. And at my wedding I'm drinking Makers Mark, not Milburn. Also, let's be honest, gay people love to drink.Plus: 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Man In Bed
3. A First-Dance Song Under 5 Minutes Long
Everyone has been to that wedding where the newlyweds awkwardly dance through 10 minutes of a bad nineties ballad, and I'm just having none of that. Plus two grown men embracing and swaying back and forth is unseemly enough-let's not subject the guests to too much of this.Plus: 8 Unexpectedly Sexy Things About Guys
4. A Reality TV Star Guest (Preferably A "Real Housewife")
Every gay wedding needs at least one sensational guest, and who better to get the party started than Princess Carol from The Real Housewives of New York or Nene Leakes from The Real Housewives of Atlanta?5. No "Chicken Dance"
Same goes for the "YMCA" and any group line dancing. This wedding is going to be gay enough with all the man-on-man romancing.[Editor's note: I'm going to you're wedding, and I will DEMAND the chicken dance.]Plus: 19 Free Things You Can Do For Your Boyfriend That He Will Love You For
6. Rainbow Colored Table Cloths
Kidding, but can you imagine?7. This:
I want.
8. A Seat Saved For Governor Andrew Cuomo
Let's give a shout-out to the man who facilitated the legalization of gay marriage in New York. Holler!
9. Some Good Looking Wait Staff
Sure the food is important, but no one ever thinks of the people who bring the food to the guests. Plus the cater-waiter uniform is overdone. Who says servers need shirts?
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