You'll probably know him by the strong scent of Axe cologne he's apparently been bathing in.
He's been eyeing you awhile from across the bar, or maybe he's been trying to hit on other women around you. Either way, this guy is on the prowl, and you're his next victim. And when he makes his way to you, you can just TELL that he's about to try and pick you up with one of the worst lines ever.
Read on for some of the lowest of the low.
1) The classic "romantic" line: "You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night."
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2) The younger crowd: "Hey, wanna go look at the stars on my ceiling? They glow in the dark."
3) The teen crowd: "Wanna go to my car and listen to music?" (May happen with or without air quotes around "listen to music.")
4) Mr. Perv: "Nice pants. They'd look better on my floor."
5) Perv, Jr.: "Nice legs, when do they open?"
6) Cocky Jerk: "Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I can walk by you again."
7) Random Idiot: "Like milk, I'll do your body good."
8) A**hole: "You know what would look good on you? ME."
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9) Cocky A**hole: "I hope you're single because I really want to f*ck you."
10) Uncle Pervy: "I love it when a girl wears pigtails - I can use 'em as handlebars."
What are some of the worst pickup lines YOU'VE ever heard?
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