by Gena Kaufman, Glamour
Have you ever noticed that the majority of phrases associated with football can sound pretty sexy if you want them to? I mean, the penalties alone: physical contact, holding, illegal use of hands?!? Come on. It's almost too easy.
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It's football season, and where I'm from (it's Ohio State Buckeye territory, folks), the entire city is dead serious about tailgating. Seriously, it's like a roundup of thousands of hot dudes getting all fired up and excited. Score! How in the world have I not managed to meet any guys through all this yet? Oh right, because half of them are in college and I'm 30. Ew.
Anyway…if you find yourselves at a tailgate, or a game, or just watching at a bar with a roomful of good-looking and hopefully age-appropriate men (and a plate of fries), you might need to take some action. So here's a list of pick up lines you can use. Yes, they're all totally groan-worthy, and no, I don't care. Pickup lines are in again, remember?
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* That's quite a tight end you've got there. Wink!
* Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?
* I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
* I definitely plan to go for two after I score.
* Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call delay of game?
* Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
* How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
* Excuse me, are you an eligible receiver...of my phone number?
* I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
* Consider this your two-minute warning--before I kiss you.
* Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play a little man-to-woman coverage tonight?
And remember, when in doubt that your line hasn't gone over well, just repeat it.
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