15 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts Received by Real Women

Aw I finally got that ring I've been waitin 6 years for. I love him so much. I was cooking him breakfast this morning and as I turned around to put his plate on the counter he was behind me on one knee with the most beautiful ring ever. I'm so happy.

Valentines Day isn't such a big deal. I don't know why so many people get so worked up about it. Every year my husband asks me the same thing " What do you wnat for Valentine's Day and I say "nothing", poor thing we've been married 16 years and he still won't believe me!

One day when he's gone you'll miss the 'sappy' cards you rolled your eyes at.

Gummy bears. #$%$

For my 1 year wedding anniversary I got my wife Tickets to see her Favorite Band Ear rings she wanted movies she wanted the works. She got me nothing and when I asked why she said she dropped the ball on that one. Needless to say we divorced after year 2

I say celebrate every moment... enjoy Valentine's Day don't make it a chore...love!

A can of Cinnamon from the baking aisle, he wanted cinnamon toast for breakfast. I smiled graciously and put the can in the cupboard. I divorced him two years later.

The funniest part is that after this story was put out, Shine did an article on gifts to get for men and they included pencils and a card. Way to break the bank.

Women who #$%$ about flowers and jewelry are the ones who ruin it for those of us who would give our right arm to have a man actually love us and try to be romantic. Try appreciating a man's gesture for once.

A CHAINSAW....sigh..and I'm still married to him after 35 years!

I've never been given a valentines day gift from any guy. That's okay. I've been dating someone for over a year and last v-day, i cleaned his toilets and bought him nail clippers because I wanted to get him things he needed rather than do romantic things. He got me nothing. This year, I bought him Family Guy pj's. We love that show. He got me nothing. I don't really, deeply care, but it would have been nice.

I'm so glad my husband and I celebrate by saying Happy Valentine's Day and that's it. It's a money making scheme... flowers and chocolates priced at 4 times what they'll be tomorrow. Save your money and buy it tomorrow!

My best Valentine's Day gift from my husband was this: We had just moved to a new house and our shower area was freezing! I don't think it had the insulation it should have. He asked what I would like to have for Valentine's Day and I told him that I would like to have heat there. He installed a heater/fan in the ceiling vent. 20 years later, it is still working and I think of him every time I shower in the winter in the warmth.

A call on the phone wishing me a Happy Valentine's day. I didn't see him at all that day, he was out with the woman he was cheating on me with.

I enjoy buying my man gifts, especially on Valentine's Day. Not only for us women, you know.

One year, the guy I was dating, bought me a heart shaped box of chocolates, and then ate them all. I got maybe two pieces. Even though I had bought him his own box of candy. I decided I didn't need a man who was going to be a selfish, inconsiderate pig and told him to get lost.

Nothing. He took me out the day before, and insisted that nothing should be done on Valentine's Day itself, because we'd already celebrated on the 13th. (Might I add, he didn't tell me that this was his plan.) He criticized me up and down for wanting to do something on the Day itself, and called me selfish for wanting to celebrate. He told me he wasn't going to buy me anything else. I told him I didn't want him to buy me anything; I suggested going for a bike ride, or a walk. Nope, nothing doing. He refused even to set foot outside after that. Even with that rotten behavior, it was months before I got up the balls to leave.

I'd dated a guy for three years and thought maybe this Valentine's Day would have an engagement proposal. Instead he walked in with a hose reel cart (yes, I'm not kidding) with a big red bow on it, saying he'd noticed I needed one for my yard/house. Of course I thought it was a joke, leading up to the big proposal, but the cart was it. I found out that day that he was in love with somebody else and had just been stringing me along... I laugh out loud about it now, because I found somebody much, much better.

how about nothing, but i would rather get nothing than get lice! that was halarious lmao

I personally would have liked #1 since I love the Looney Tunes! :)