For having been with (and getting dumped by!) Newman.
By Lauren Passell for HowAboutWe
For having "man hands."
For eating peas one pea at a time.
For wearing the same dress every day. (Actually, she dumped him after she found him snooping in her closet.) For being a low talker.
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For being naked all the time, which was good at first -- until she started doing unattractive things like coughing or opening pickle jars.
For not giving him a massage.
For being two-faced -- she was attractive one day, not attractive the next.