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    The 23 Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Jerry Dumped Someone on “Seinfeld”

    By | Love + Sex – Tue, Jun 12, 2012 11:51 AM EDT

    For having been with (and getting dumped by!) Newman.For having been with (and getting dumped by!) Newman.
    By Lauren Passell for HowAboutWe

    For having "man hands."

    For eating peas one pea at a time.

    For wearing the same dress every day. (Actually, she dumped him after she found him snooping in her closet.) For being a low talker.

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    For being naked all the time, which was good at first -- until she started doing unattractive things like coughing or opening pickle jars.

    For not giving him a massage.

    For being two-faced -- she was attractive one day, not attractive the next.


    For being "a sentence finisher." ("It's like dating mad libs.")

    For not tasting his pie.

    Because George saw her naked.

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    For believing she got gonorrhea from sitting on a tractor in a bathing suit.

    For being too much like Jerry.

    For kissing him in front of the Soup Nazi.

    For having fake breasts -- except they weren't. ("They're real, and they're spectacular.")
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