6 Essential Tips for Talking Dirty

the man i am dating lives an hour away and we both have our own kids so weekends are the only time we have together for now. During the week we talk alot on the phone but we both have "other ears" ease dropping on our conversations so we relate our sex talks to food or other items that if heard would not seem sexual. Words like: I want to push ur button and then explain how to push the "button". It makes for very imaginative conversation that is very errotic and then when it comes to the weekend we can't keep our hands off each other and makes for very interesting new ways for having great and always exciting new sexual encounters.

This was the single best article I have ever read both on the subject of how to talk dirty and on Yahoo Shine period. The article has substance, good advice, is well written, and aligns with the headline. Well done! And good tips - thanks!

Help! I 'm no good at this. I usually say something like this

"Honey...............make me a sandwhich.........*moans* LOL

What? Grunting and making yummy sounds isn't talking dirty?

My wife talks dirty to me. She says, "Get off me you fat @#$%!"

A few years ago I bought a book about the art of dirty talk and I found it humorous. If you're not comfortable saying those words then don't say them. I have a go to phrase I like to use and it seems to work lol.

I try to talk dirty, but he normally laughs at me, he said its cute when I try.

Sharing of verbal thoughts like talking dirty brings a extra erotic sexuality to the joy of sex. I introduce the ideal of erotic talking to my Lady over a year ago cause she was so quiet during our romps. Now she out talks me in the bed !! So it will highlight the passion & give each lover direction in pleasing their lover. Express yourself & your Passion !!

It amazes me how two people can tear it up so fantastically under the sheets and yet they are like frozen chosen when trying dirty talk. My wife is tremendous but yet it pains her to say many things, and we've been married 39 years? She will do anything with me but that? I wonder why? We;ve read the same books, we've watched the same porn movies, we're just great in the bed, we love to flirt? But for her to say something "dirty" is beyond her grasp? I wonder why? Anyone know?

I love it how Ward can "talk dirty" to me in a room full of people and without using a single "dirty" word...those he whispers into my ear ;-) make me tingle all over just thinking if it..dirty talk is great if both people are into it :-)
PS this is going on the fridge ;-)

I can't bring myself to talk dirty, I think dirty but it feels funny trying to say those things.

when my mother says booty she's talking about baby shoes, or at least i hope so.

why turn on the stove if you don't know how to cook. these are the same people who tell ME about sex.

If you can't dance just sit on the side line and listen to the music.
don't step on my feet.

These are all good ideas. I especially like #6. Don't be afraid to say when something feels really good. I always find that really sexy.

Talking dirty is so subjective and "time" appropriate, the timing is more of the key. By time appropriate I mean he is way ahead of you sexually so in my mind the best policy is just to whisper things in their ear and react to how they respond. First by doing that your "not looking into each other's eyes" that's for later when she is more ready and it allows the other person to just absorb it with out having to "react to it". With women you have to ramp it up slowly and besides whispering is much more sexy and intimate.

The best kind of sex is not pre planned or already thought out! Great sex cannot be recreated or forced! It depends on the kind of intimate connection you have with your partner. The most sexy things i/he has said have just been in the heat of the moment! I would be freaked out if he tried to say something that he read on the internet..it wouldn't feel right.

Interesting! I picked up a couple of things I'm gonna have to try :)

I like number 4, she says im in the mood for love, he says ok lets read a book.