For guys, sex is kinda like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty damn good. That said, every dude has that one uber-memorable encounter that stands out from all the rest. So we got real men to give us a private tour of their spank banks and share the naughty story that plays on a near constant loop inside their dirty, dirty minds.
By Zoë Ruderman
"My long-term girlfriend and I were all dressed up and about to walk out the door to a party when she suddenly started kissing me and rubbing my crotch. I couldn't believe that after spending 45 minutes on her hair and putting on tights and heels, she would want to start something. But we ended up having sex, her tights down, her heels still on, and her skirt up. It felt like such a 'beginning of the relationship', unexpected move and it was all I could think about that night."
"Four words: sex on a plane. She pulled me into the tiny bathroom, pulled down my pants, turned around and braced herself on the sink, then told me to 'come faster than I'd ever come before'. When we walked out, someone was waiting and I was mortified, but she made up some story about how she was really sick and needed my help. I don't know what impressed me more: her initiating mile-high sex or how she kept her cool afterwards. That's a lie, I know which one impressed me more." -Jake
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"We had sex in the back of my SUV in a busy San Diego parking lot." - Robert
"I'm a fireman and one night she put on my helmet during sex and yelled, 'F*ck me fireman!'" -Jeff
"I met this chick from Canada at a wedding and brought her back to my place. We went out onto my balcony to check out the view and ended up making out. Before I knew what was happening, we were having doggy style sex over the edge of the railing. Then she did something I'll never forget: She started yelling, 'I love New York!' as I did her from behind. To this day, I still talk about that night with my guy friends." -Kevin
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"We were out to dinner and we started talking about some of the dirtiest stuff we'd done with each other. She said it was getting her really horny. I responded that I'd take care of that later, but she said she couldn't wait and she went to the bathroom. A few minutes later she came back and said that she'd brought herself to climax there. She told me all of the details while I sat there, slack jawed and speechless." -Carlo
"When I first started dating my girlfriend, she showed up one night, wearing a trench coat and carrying a calzone from my favorite takeout place. You know where this is going, right? She was naked under the coat. Let's just say the calzone was awesome, but it was only the second best part of the evening." -Garret
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