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    A small PENIS should come with a WARNING label!

    Ok, I'll admit it I can be a real b---- sometimes... When it comes to men I have high standards and do not settle for just anyone because they happen to be around at the right time and that comes across to most men as me being a b---- . I like to think that I am the total package and every guy I meet tells me that, so because of that I am extremely selective and place a high priority on looks, body and confidence-- once all those three qualities are met then I focus on the personality in hopes of having great sex with a great guy. Due to my selective nature I did not start having sex until I went to college and even to this day I do not have sex as often as I would like because I just don't meet that many guys worth having sex with. I have been very lucky in the experiences I've had and up until recently I never had BAD SEX!

    I met a hot guy on Halloween and we talked on the phone for a month before seeing each other again. He actually turned out to be as very nice a guy (and smart) as he was gorgeous (with a great body, might I add) so naturally I was very into him and anticipated the greatest sex ever. After we had a fun night out we came back to my place and then it happened (or in my case, didn't happen)-- this beautiful man was cursed with a small penis (the smallest I've ever seen in my life! and I liked him so much I tried to work with it but to my complete disappointment I did not get mine but he got his THREE times! Regardless of how good the oral sex was I wanted the real thing and he just didn't have it! The entire time I was thinking what a waste of a face and body he was-- "deceptive packaging" as one of my girlfriends said-- because he was just so damn sexy yet he wasn't equipped to pleasure any woman.

    I haven't spoken to him since then and it's killing me inside that I can be so messed up. Just a week ago I really liked this guy and now it's like I'm avoiding him completely. I plan on talking to him soon but just don't see us working out. I feel bad for caring so much but on the other hand, why is it bad to want great sex with your partner? If it wasn't for this small (but major) problem then we would be great together... I always had a theory about attractive men that were too nice-- they lacked a big penis-- and it turned out I was right (at least in this case.) Now I'm just a bit concerned about meeting another guy with the same problem. A friend of mine suggested that I just tell guys once we start talking that I like a man with a big penis so that way they know who they are dealing with. Is it appropriate to tell guys that? And how do I slip that in a conversation, "I like cats, the Lakers, oh and a big penis on my man." Yeah, I don't know...

    If a small penis should come with a warning sign, what would men want women to warn them about-- being psycho, needy, unfaithful, inconsiderate? Mine would say "I'm damn near perfect and you better be too!" :)

    P.S.
    When I say small I mean like 3 or 4 inches!!! And big doesn't need to be 9 inches or more-- although that's Ok :)-- 6 or 7 inches is good with me. I just want to clarify that for those who misunderstood my "small" and "big" references.

    P.S.S.
    I'm being sarcastic when I say "damn near perfect" hence the smiley face at the end but I guess that doesn't come across in writing... I'm just a confident woman who wants a man who compliments my personality in every way. Hope that clarifies things for those who feel I'm arrogant and immature Lol

     
     
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    911 comments

    • Tony  •  Mississauga, Canada  •  4 months ago
      Hmm ok well your highness and perfection, instead of him being bigger, why don't you get some cream to tighten your vagina up? Guys got #$%$dar and its a wonder why anyone would date you even if you are hot. I'd rather have a decent looking and smart girl rather than a hot shallow talkative #$%$
      • Nina 19 days ago
        Someone's got a teensy little pecker, huh? =P.
    • Cinestyle  •  1 year 0 months ago
      sa sa sa sluttt
    • Anthony  •  1 year 3 months ago
      w----
    • DeadlyPoison  •  3 years 6 months ago
      It's not the size that matters, perhaps he didn't know how to use his.
    • David  •  1 year 11 months ago
      just to let the women here know a high percentage of guys with really small dick can be fun for you.

      first all, many of us enjoy being teased. need to be teased. this is first step signaling you we are ready to be sub to your commands including the type of oral sex you deserve and even finding large dick guy for your good fun.

      so when you find really small dick guy, you can keep your options open to find if he is in this category. not saying all of us are, but over one third probably. we don't get mad, we enjoy this.

      for your good laugh, i admit i am in the baby dick category of 3" erect and small balls. maybe my lack of size is related to my country or ethnic group. can you guess? we are world famous for having the smallest penis...yes the rumors are true for many of us. several White girls have commented on this directly to me which i appreciated their honesty...
    • leo p  •  2 years 5 months ago
      IF YOU LIKE THE GUY. GOTO CARECREDIT GET HIM HEALTH CARD & GET HIM PENIS ENLARGMENT... I GOT THAT SHIT I WAS 7INCHES NOW IM ABOUT 8.5 IM MORE COCKY THEN EVER NOW.... IM LIKE THE ASS HOLE THAT SO CUTE U GOT TO ACCEPT ME CAUSE GOT WHAT YOU NEED LOL. BEST 12000 I EVER SPENT
    • `  •  3 years 6 months ago
      OP - You are "FECKING" Disgusting!

      This is why I became a "GHOST" to females and Have been Celibate.

      No need for Me as a Straight Man to be judged by any female for this subject and other things that she may deem to be "unacceptable".

      To the Men reading this: Take it from me, once you let go the Mainstream thinking about females, become a GHOST to them and live life for yourselves (look up "MGTOW") - all this will set you free while keeping your hard earned money and preserving/keeping your sanity by far. The anti-male laws on the books WILL destroy you if you don't do so. If you don't believe this either ask your male friends that have gone through divorce or even in failed/failing marriages or just be an observer in family court for just 1/2 day and see the LACK of rights Men have.
    • jarir_costa  •  3 years 6 months ago
      if u like the big one,then COME to me..i'l SATISFY u til u QUIT..thats what u want right? but that jus for now,after u get old, u wil b looking for somthin' that can satisfy u with your life, not the sex thing...
    • sam s  •  3 years 6 months ago
      Why don't you try a guy that ain't that great looking, a nice guy
      usually they have like a huge cock.
      Usually the hot girls go for the bad boys, and it turn out they have small dicks
      Tall guys don't usually have larger cocks, ron jeremy is like short and have a large cock
      i am like a nice average looking guy, thru high school and beginning college and came in last. I don't get why nice guys comes in last, but during my latter college years women discovered me, I got a an 8 incher and thick too and word gets around.
      Like don't judge a book by it's cover, maybe your hotshot stud don't satisfy you, you should try a dud or nerd. maybe they are better then you think.
    • gunnz  •  3 years 6 months ago
      just get the boy a box of extenz a bottle o grey goose and its on for you
    • RedMan  •  3 years 6 months ago
      dsherielle she is right
    • Ross D  •  3 years 6 months ago
      Hey I agree with you completely. People should come with signs... I would love to know if a woman has a smelly puss before I go down there, or if she tastes like tuna or even carp, or if she has a large vagina and if I stuck my head in there I'd echo when I yelled "hello????"
      So your right, bring on the signs!

      Proudly wearing my 6 1/2 X 3" sign now. Should I hang it from my neck or the front of my pants? :) lol

      Seriously, we all judge people by one thing or another... and if yours is by the size of the penis as the final condition I'm sure he doesn't mind. I'm sure to him you were just a piece of tail...especially if your "almost Perfect" lol :)
    • A Yahoo! User  •  3 years 6 months ago
      It would seem that your cootch is kind of the opposite of your shallow personality. I believe the term is "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway", "f'ing a warm glass of water" etc., if you get my drift. IMO, he's a helluva lucky guy!
      Is this what is considered newsworthy these days? Jeez....
    • Angie  •  3 years 6 months ago
      Size does matter, don't care what anyone says. Doesn't have to be MEGA, but should be at least "regular". As a woman and the receiver, I want to feel at least whether it's in or out, no?
    • RT  •  3 years 6 months ago
      every once in a while a woman makes me ashamed of my gender.to think anyone could be this shallow is disgusting,and this is exactly the kind of thing that makes almost all men insecure about size.the average guy doesn't look like a porno star,just like the average woman doesn't have the rack of a porno star.and bigger doesn't mean better.i was with a guy who was over 9 inches and it was the worst ever.if a guy is truly too small,then really it makes anyone wonder how stretched out of shape you must be.
    • sweet  •  3 years 6 months ago
      uhhh that is just so mean !!!
    • JC  •  3 years 6 months ago
      If penis size is what defines who you are or your pleasure...as a women, you know nothing. You have yet to be broken or taken or treated like a REAL women...YOU have only experienced hormones. A REAL man knows how to treat you...knows WHAT you want, HOW you want, WHEN you want before YOU do! Its in his eyes, a firm caress, the warm sweet whispers... you melting like a rich chocolate when his flesh brushes yours...every nerve responding...thrusting and pulsating, yearning as he withdraws his attention...he has yet to penertrate one orafice. When you can cum from a thought, a look, a touch...his penis size will be the least thing on your mind.
    • Brian  •  3 years 6 months ago
      Oh and to the people who are saying she must have a giant loose cavernous vagina, you obviously must not know what you talking about. Maybe if she wasn't having great sex and having an orgasm almost every time then I would believe that her vagina is loose. But I actually have learned that if your giving a girl great sex and making her orgasm all the time, her vagina will actually get tighter. Every orgasm a girl gets her muscles get tighter and are basically getting a workout (ever noticed how swollen it is once the girl has had the orgasm?) All I know is I make my girlfriend orgasm at least once 95% of the time we have sex, and we have a lotttttttttttt of sex... her vagina is tight as can be and I have a pretty large penis.

      Anyone who has not experienced giving girls great sex and does not know about making girls orgasm or does not have a big penis should not even be commenting on this article.
    • michaelp s  •  3 years 6 months ago
      You are what you say. I`m an average guy and never had any disappoints but, I have dated women like you. All I can say is someday you`ll be OLD and not so perfect. Maybe then some man can replace you with a woman who is tighter, better looking and younger. You deserve this an now but, your time will come!
    • sunshinebear  •  3 years 6 months ago
      hahaha yeah, what i call false advertising.

      As for telling a guy you like big ones, so many guys think they are big, so its still no guarantuee.

      I've always thought it was unfair a man can see the vitals (t&a) before deciding to get with a woman, whereas a woman has to hold her breath until the very last minute hoping this nice sexy guy has a reasonable tool.

      And I would probably react the same way, its a big part of the relationship. Of course there are people who can rise above it, but I'm not one of them.

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