Ok, I'll admit it I can be a real b---- sometimes... When it comes to men I have high standards and do not settle for just anyone because they happen to be around at the right time and that comes across to most men as me being a b---- . I like to think that I am the total package and every guy I meet tells me that, so because of that I am extremely selective and place a high priority on looks, body and confidence-- once all those three qualities are met then I focus on the personality in hopes of having great sex with a great guy. Due to my selective nature I did not start having sex until I went to college and even to this day I do not have sex as often as I would like because I just don't meet that many guys worth having sex with. I have been very lucky in the experiences I've had and up until recently I never had BAD SEX!
I met a hot guy on Halloween and we talked on the phone for a month before seeing each other again. He actually turned out to be as very nice a guy (and smart) as he was gorgeous (with a great body, might I add) so naturally I was very into him and anticipated the greatest sex ever. After we had a fun night out we came back to my place and then it happened (or in my case, didn't happen)-- this beautiful man was cursed with a small penis (the smallest I've ever seen in my life! and I liked him so much I tried to work with it but to my complete disappointment I did not get mine but he got his THREE times! Regardless of how good the oral sex was I wanted the real thing and he just didn't have it! The entire time I was thinking what a waste of a face and body he was-- "deceptive packaging" as one of my girlfriends said-- because he was just so damn sexy yet he wasn't equipped to pleasure any woman.
I haven't spoken to him since then and it's killing me inside that I can be so messed up. Just a week ago I really liked this guy and now it's like I'm avoiding him completely. I plan on talking to him soon but just don't see us working out. I feel bad for caring so much but on the other hand, why is it bad to want great sex with your partner? If it wasn't for this small (but major) problem then we would be great together... I always had a theory about attractive men that were too nice-- they lacked a big penis-- and it turned out I was right (at least in this case.) Now I'm just a bit concerned about meeting another guy with the same problem. A friend of mine suggested that I just tell guys once we start talking that I like a man with a big penis so that way they know who they are dealing with. Is it appropriate to tell guys that? And how do I slip that in a conversation, "I like cats, the Lakers, oh and a big penis on my man." Yeah, I don't know...
If a small penis should come with a warning sign, what would men want women to warn them about-- being psycho, needy, unfaithful, inconsiderate? Mine would say "I'm damn near perfect and you better be too!" :)
P.S.
When I say small I mean like 3 or 4 inches!!! And big doesn't need to be 9 inches or more-- although that's Ok :)-- 6 or 7 inches is good with me. I just want to clarify that for those who misunderstood my "small" and "big" references.
P.S.S.
I'm being sarcastic when I say "damn near perfect" hence the smiley face at the end but I guess that doesn't come across in writing... I'm just a confident woman who wants a man who compliments my personality in every way. Hope that clarifies things for those who feel I'm arrogant and immature Lol
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A small PENIS should come with a WARNING label!
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