As we're dealing with airport stress, Ben's going off about the three women he's dating. He ends up recounting in detail each date he went on with each girl as if we weren't there the first time around.
What's that? I had my headphones in so I couldn't hear you.
You go save us some seats. I need to find the bar car.
I'm going to stop you right there. You know that's not the problem people have with her, right?
Hey look! Swans!
Um Ben? We're here. In Interlaken. Can we please go check in to our hotel now?
Not the way it is.
DATE 1: Nikki
Ben surprised Nikki with her very first helicopter ride and picnic since the other day.
The ride is smooth at first, but then the pilot gets frisky.
Suddenly the helicopter starts plummeting forcing Ben to froth the mouth.
After this happens, the couple stands on a mountain top posing for aerial shots for few hours. Then it's time to wash up...hot tub style.
Nikki unloaded her feelings to Ben. She really likes him and sees a future with him. He feels "that's okay. These are good things for him to know."
DATE 2: Lindzi
On today's' date: the happy couple will be hanging from a cliff with nothing but a few different colored ropes holding them up.
Don't worry, this guy's here to help.
To reward themselves for surviving, a hot tub is in order. Ben's visibly upset this one doesn't have bubbles.After a long day, Ben and Lindzi go to dinner but all we see is Ben's head from the chin up because of one unfortunate accessory he insisted on wearing.
Later that night, Ben's lucky bow-tie works like a charm ...
Let's get this straight: Ben helicopters to a mountain peak with Nikki and rappels down a cliff with Lindzi and he's just going shopping for groceries with Courtney? You can always tell when producers are trying to sway someone's decision with the help of some endorphins. This is not one of those situations.
DATE 3: Courtney
Still no matter what Ben does with Courtney, he seems to have a surprisingly good time. Like for example, when they buy fruit, his brain processes that as "Courtney is into learning about the culture of Switzerland."
Remarkably Ben and Courtney adapt to the country's unique culture of buying food from vendors. At the bakery, Courtney picks this loaf of bread because it's "cute." I swear.
Guess what time it is? Bath time! You and I know this isn't actually a hot tub. It's an old up-side down butter churn filled with rain water, but Ben seems so excited why ruin the moment. For Ben, everything about this date was perfect except those three producers constantly drawing their fingers across their necks and then pointing to Courtney.
After several hours and a few hundred bottles of wine, Courtney finally puts all of Ben's worries to rest.
She admits she's not always perfect, and sometimes she's a little mean but whatever and also that she likes Ben because he's "normal. " Watch the least authentic statement anyone's ever made.