Dating diaries: My C%$k blocking apartment (Part 2)

I have 5 cats myself, a few of them are part time and all of the are outdoor kitties. Most of the time they all sleep on the bed also, either I'm just used to the kitty fur or it really isn't all that bad. Any girl who is an animal lover will understand. Would you really want to bring home someone who wouldn't be accepting of your furry buddies?

I agree with you, if you treat your place like a girl is going to come over at a moments notice then things will be more under control. Plus it will be easier for you when a girl does come over, you won't have to do the massive cleaning before hand just a little touch up.

When my boyfriend and I started dating, we were 17 so he lived with his family still. Shared a room with his little brother. That wasn't so much the C blocker because his younger brother knew to announce that he was coming up before doing so....now his older brother on the other hand did not and barged right up, sat down on the floor and proceeded to try and play video games. He interrupted us in the middle of and "intimate" moment, and he couldn't take the hint. Talk about a good way to ruin the mood.

Of course, you can get with a dominant-sub switch. She will crack the whip over you to get your room in line so you can lick her boots without getting all that fir stuck in the seams. And she might even enjoy old puss scratching and nibbling on her strategically on your behalf. She might even turn around and use YOU for her own sunflower spitoon in some psychrodramatic episode. Yup! She would be perfect for you. It would shape your room right up.

Got to find a gal that loves the pussy's!

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! i hate cat hair!!

We have a big fat cat who is not allowed in our room, but when my husband isn't home we sneak him in and let him sleep on my bed. The rest of the time he sleeps with my son. In all other ways this cat is sooo spoiled and he's my husband's baby.The cat even talks meow talk to him! Pets are great, they still love you even when the rest of the house doesn't!

BUY A VACUUM, BUY A HAMPER, AND PURCHASE A SMALL TRASH CONTAINER FOR THE SEEDS(you know the cute ones that are tiny and sit in peoples lockers or on their desks)

ahhhh the cat in your bed is the worst!!! i can deal with all the other "sinlge guy things" but the cats in your bed?? and the hairs?? that's horrible..i understand you love your cats...but in the bedroom is too much!! try to teach him to sleep in other place...

I never go back to a guy's place for this reason......you never know what your gonna find. I know my sheets are clean and my apartment doesnt smell. And I always have condoms too.................

My fiance had three cats when we met. Two are 20+ pound Maine Coons. (The other is an obnoxious little Siamese.) The first night I stayed at his place, we were laying in bed, watching a movie, kissing and getting playful and frisky; and out of nowhere this monster cat lays down on my back and starts purring and kneading the blanket. (Thankfully, he was declawed.) I just started laughing and grabbed the cat and snuggled him up with us while we finished watching the movie. My fiance said that was when he realized I was "the one." And now all three cats sleep in bed with us every night.
If the girl doesn't like cats, get her outta there. Cats are NOT a c*** block. Prissy chics that can't stand the idea of an animal vying for their attention ARE however.

dude take that old nasty blanket out of your closet wash it and cover your bed with it and when girls come over pull it off real quick and keep the cat out of the bedroom, you have a door right? If you have cats you are responsible for them and their hair so you have to vacuum all the time and use those tape hair rollers, just stock up on em they come in handy everywhere.....either that orrrrr shave your cats every couple weeks. lol

Grow up! How hard is it to put your dirty clothes in a hamper and clean up your nasty food remnants. Guys like you end up with women that are constantly nagging you to clean up after yourself and then complain to her that she is constantly nagging you. Do yourself a favor, keep the place neat out of respect for yourself or don't bother. You'll just mislead some poor girl into thinking your the kind of guy that picks up after himself when you are not.

Got to find a gal that loves the pussy's!

dude take that old nasty blanket out of your closet wash it and cover your bed with it and when girls come over pull it off real quick and keep the cat out of the bedroom, you have a door right? If you have cats you are responsible for them and their hair so you have to vacuum all the time and use those tape hair rollers, just stock up on em they come in handy everywhere.....either that orrrrr shave your cats every couple weeks. lol

From my perspective, the cats wouldn't bother me, and neither would the clothes. But I am quite grossed out by the sunflower seed spittoon. That would be a deal breaker for me.

Geez, I can relate. I got two cats, both of them deemed "so overweight" by vets and it's frustrating. Similarly, I don't like people coming over. I change the litter about every four days or else one of my cats will go to the bathroom wherever she pleases, sometimes she is nice and does it on the tile which is easier to clean than the carpet. I always smell cat urine and use febreze, oust, lysol, etc on a daily basis. Then we move on to the carpet cleaning. . .I vacuum once a week and clean all the spots on the carpet from the hairballs. . I think it's from only one cat. I use really good carpet cleaner but I'm annoyed because the next day, my cat starts throwing up so it's a never-ending cycle. I do not want anyone to come over and see my place. And this is not even mentioning cat hair or dust or anything like that. Screw thinking about bringing a guy over. . .

just a suggestion... but you might want to inquire if a girl is allergic to cats before bringing her home. Personally though.. I feel one pussy in bed is enough.

hi, good discussion.bye

HAR DEE HARRRR!!!! THIS IS JUST GOOD ENTERTAINMENT!!

i can totally relate. i have a cat that is very socialable and will cry if i don't let him in the bedroom when i go in there. then, THE DOG. talk about an annoying little prissy pest. i love him to death, but he is a pu$$y block, LOL. first of all, he won't stop barking at any guy who comes over. he will eventually stop, but if they make threatening gestures, he does it all over again. then, he also sleeps in bed with me. i've had many guys get frustrated when he won't stop licking them, especially when we're making out or something. i think once he even licked my ex's ass while we were having sex. how awkward! but if i put him elsewhere, he barks and nearly screams. separation anxiety anyone? i understand that being annoying, but if a guy is rude to him, THAT is a deal breaker. i try my best to keep him under control.

as far as your apt goes, the big problem is in the sun flower seed spittoon. i mean, $hit, they smell too. and yes, wash the dishes. and run the garbage disposal. all that smelly food lands in the sink and will continue to stink. i always pour a bleach or disinfectant cleaner down my sink like once a week to control that. and at least by a hamper that fits in your closet.

Of course, you can get with a dominant-sub switch. She will crack the whip over you to get your room in line so you can lick her boots without getting all that fir stuck in the seams. And she might even enjoy old puss scratching and nibbling on her strategically on your behalf. She might even turn around and use YOU for her own sunflower spitoon in some psychrodramatic episode. Yup! She would be perfect for you. It would shape your room right up.