Dear Kim K
I am giving you an "A"
And I will tell you why
No need to reply
Was it a treat?
Or was it a trick?
Hard to guess when you're a freak
And trying so hard to look chic
"Butt," marrying in a rush
Just magnified the trash
Sorry to mention your roots
"Butt," you can't hide behind thigh high boots
Wait, there's more, that famous tape!
That brought you to the current state
OMG, what a fate!!!!
Please, don't forget what you're famous for
"Butt," we're not looking for an encore
You took the boy
His name is Humphries
Played with him like a toy
And then just dumped him
You got your fairy tale wedding
And laid out on your own bedding
Made of it a fortune
And we're subjected to this torture
Your dream is to be Elizabeth Taylor
You're getting there, failure by failure
Enough of your dirty sheets
The whole soap opera is not a hit
This doesn't give me the thrills
I'm into the real Housewives of Beverly Hills
"Butt," my suggestion you might resent
Give everyone back the presents!
Courtesy of our celeb-buddy, Chix Pix