Facebook Fridays: Y'all really like to talk about booties

Welcome to a brand new feature on Shine! Every week, we will be combing through the comments our Facebook friends leave on the Shine wall (this week, there were over a thousand to sort through) and will compile the best, most outrageous, and completely confusing responses into one post for you to peruse. Consider this the Cliff Notes of comments.

We hope you have as much fun reading these words out of context as we did. And we hope you join in the chant!


We asked: Are lap dances cheating?
You said:

Umm yes! I definitely don't want another chick's ass touchin my man! (- Lindsey)

I wouldn't say it's "cheating" but I think it's disrespectful to the girlfriend or wife! I agree with Lindsey, I don't want any other girls ANYTHING all over my man! (- Christina)

If the guy gets an erection yes! (- Lee)

Only if he hides it...Doesn't matter where he gets his appetite as long as he eats at home!! ( - Joy Ann)

Crystal Longmire Oyler if my husband needs another chick to get him aroused then i need a divorce. ( - Crystal)

The only time it wouldn't be cheating would be if the wife/girlfriend bought him the lap-dance... and I have to say, in my house, that ain't gonna happen... "Mama don't play that"!!! ( - Elizabeth)


We asked: Should state laws dictate school dress codes? Florida think so. Their first target? Baggy pants.
You said:

They should target skinny jeans for guys. ( - Matthew)

I've yet to figure out how the heck they can walk with the crotch at their knees..lol ( - Tina)

Absolutely they should. no one wants to see pants sagging on men or women. pull your pants up and act like ladies and gentlemen. we dont want to see your under wear or butt crack.. no thanks. have some respect for yourself and the people around you. that is all. ( - Sarah)

The baggy pants make a person look like an overgrown toddler with a sagging loaded diaper dragging their pants down. Not an attractive sight at all. ( - Rebecca)


We asked: Do little girls really need Shape-Ups toning sneakers?
You said:

No, I've seen it all now. What about the padded bikini tops for 12 year olds? ( - Melinda)

No. It sends a message that even little girls need to be thinner, prettier, whatever. Why can't we just let children be children, not put our adult notions on them at such young ages (- Rebecca K.)

HELL 2THE NO!!! SHAPE-UP SHOES ARE FOR TONING THE BUTTOCKS CORRECT???...NOW IS THAT WHAT OUR YOUNG GIRL SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON AT SUCH AN EARLY AGE???...THINK ABOUT!! ( - Hillery)

I just saw that commercial and was absolutely disgusted by it. So much for teaching little girls to love themselves for who they are not what they can look like!!! Sketchers needs morals. :/ ( - Lily)

NO!!!NO!!!NO!!! That is just insane in my opinion. Kids can run and lose ten pounds. Any parent that buys these need to get dumped somewhere. Just stupid. play with your kids and they will lose weight. ( - Katrina)


Your turn:
That's some of our favorite Facebook chatter from the week. What was the buzz among your friends on Facebook?



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