E-mail was basically created to flirt. Also to leave evidence for those investigating corruption or infidelity, sure. But primarily to flirt…
There are about a thousand ways to say, "Man I'd like to lick your face but I have to be more coy right now," on e-mail. But here are five ways that have always worked on me. All of them are a little sexual. And all of them are a little transparent. But remember, the point of flirting is to be a little transparent.
5. Say, "I had a dream about you last night."
Guys love the idea that you're dreaming about them. Obviously you don't have to have had a dream about the person. And you can say it to guys you're not even dating yet. It's intimate, it's weird and sexy and subliminal, and the first thing people think about is "sex dream."
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4. Say, "I'm wearing something you'd like."
This is a variation on an old standby: "What are you wearing?" Only this one gets our imaginations going. And if you want to get us going further, don't let us know what it is!
3. Send a picture of yourself.
This has most successfully been done under some kind of guise. Like, "Check out my new glasses," or "Do I look tired," or "Don't I look good wearing nothing but a riding crop between my teeth." (Kidding.) But make sure you look good.
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2. Forward a flirty e-mail you got from someone else.
Makes us jealous. But tease us, and let us know it's not too threatening. "You're better at this than he is," when you forward a flirty e-mail is a good way of doing that.
1. Write this:
"Settle a dispute for me; there's an argument raging in my office about men's favorite porn genre, what do you think it is?" Or it can be a dispute about the best method of doing whatever sexual act. The point is that you're talking about something racy. And when a guy associates you with something racy, it's a very good thing as far as keeping him thinking about you goes.
What are your flirty e-mail secrets? Anything that works? Anything that totally crashed and burned?
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