This is NOT what happens on Girl's Night!When my husband asked which nightie I'd be bringing for the inevitable sexy pillow fight on my girl's night, he had to expect that I'd blog about it. I mean, come on. Dude, this isn't some Katy Perry video.
Obviously my husband was kidding (I hope), but that didn't stop me from asking the men of Twitter for their thoughts on what actually transpires when ladies get together for the night.Excuse me while I shatter every man's teenage dream.
Male Fantasy: We prance around in sexy nightiesMale Fantasy: We prance around in sexy nighties
When we're not prancing around nude, of course.
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Reality: It's a fully clothed flannel fest Reality: It's a fully clothed flannel fest
A tank top with a built-in bra is about as sexy as it gets. Let there be silly socks!
Male Fantasy: We have sexy pillow fights Male Fantasy: We have sexy pillow fights
Ah yes, raining feathers on our tanned, toned bodies as we giggle and apply obscene amounts of cherry lip gloss.
Reality: We talk Reality: We talk
We talk. We laugh. We cry. It's not really a girl's night until somebody cries and we engage in a platonic group hug.
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Male Fantasy: We party Male Fantasy: We party
Okay, sometimes we do party but more often than not...
Reality: We watch sappy romantic movies Reality: We watch sappy romantic movies
That is, sappy romantic movies with really hot guys that we've each watched a million times. We quote every line, act out the good parts, and still cry at the end.
- By Lori Garcia
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