Discover Yahoo! With Your Friends

Explore news, videos, and much more based on what your friends are reading and watching. Publish your own activity and retain full control.

To get started, first

YOUR FRIENDS' ACTIVITY

    I think Woods owes those other women an apology!


    Okay, I'm going to say it; Tiger owes those other women an apology. He owes them a sincere, honest, heartfelt apology and he needs to provide them with it ASAP, like today. However, since he's busy in rehab and in the interest of time, I will write the apology for him. So here goes…



    Dearest Concubine,

    I have seen you on the news sniffling, crying and being distraught about our affair ending and I think it is time for me to reach out to you, and provide an apology during your time of despair. I want you to know that I never wanted things to turn out like this, as I was willing to ride this pony until the wheels fell off, but obviously that is no longer possible. So let me take this opportunity to offer you my sincerest apology. I'd like to say that I am so sorry I misled you and fooled you into believing that I would consider leaving my wife and kids for a mattress actress. I'm sorry that you mistook our twice a month romp sessions for a meaningful relationship and that you failed to recognize that the promises I gave you were made during my PRE ejaculation phase. I'm sorry that I forgot to tell you I was married because I'm certain that if you'd known my marital status in advance you would not have been stupid enough to fall in love with another woman's husband. And I'm really, really sorry that no one, including myself, took the time to explain to you how the groupie game is played. You see, groupie handbook rule # I1269U clearly states that: "You are to disregard any and all gifts, promises, trinkets, text messages, blue stained dresses or statements which in any way indicate that you are important, permanent or taken seriously, until such time as you are publically acknowledged by me, removed from your hiding place, or introduced to the world as being a factor."

    So once again, I'm really sorry about everything, but I'm especially sorry that you ignored the fact that you knew the job was dangerous with you took it.

    Piece, oops, I mean peace,
    Tiger


    So, what do you think? Will this work?

    Danine Manette
    UltimateBetrayal.com

     

    16 comments

    • David Brown  •  1 year 1 month ago
      i think those other women owe tiger woods wife an apology....they knew that man was married,and still indulged his desire ti be with them out of greed and financal gain...that's a hoe....
    • SILENT KNIGHT  •  2 years 3 months ago
      I think they were compensated very well for thier services already...anything more would be like beating a dead horse. Whats done is done and don't act like you don't know anyone else who cheated or haven't cheated before. It's not that great of an offense. Just get a divorce and move on. All this crusifiction is hypocritical and redundant.
    • Donna  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Why?!...These women went into these affairs knowing full well that he's a married man. And, furthermore, any woman who is naive enough to believe a man is going to get a divorce for her gets what she deserves. The only person who deserves an apology is obviously his wife. Plus, these women should do some soul searching and admit that they wouldn't have given him a second glance if he wasn't rich and famous!!!!!!...
    • Kathy  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Lovely! You rock. Very entertaining. Keep it up.
    • dm  •  2 years 3 months ago
      I too am amazed by the number of people who make comments without first READING the article. It's like they look at the title, get all upset and begin raging without bothering to get the facts. I guess ignorance equals informed these days, eh?
    • QT4U  •  2 years 3 months ago
      EXCELLENT POST!!! It is amazing to me the number of people who comment on posts without reading them first! Sure makes the last guy who commented look silly!
    • Ms. Greenthumb  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Danine,

      Love your sarcastic humor. I was shocked the first time I heard someone suggest that Tiger should apologize to his former mistresses. The idea is laughable.

      That said, I am not entirely without compassion for the other women. I think some women who mess around with married men are calculating, narcissistic monsters. But I think others are sad, needy, emotionally immature creatures who truly get hurt when their affairs fall apart.
    • *GoldenGirl*™  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Love your letter though :) lol
    • Y! Shine Staff Brenda, Community Manager  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Danine,
      This was HILARIOUS!
      I'm hoping others will overcome their seriousness and speculation to read the full "letter". It's all in good fun, everyone. ;)
    • Judy  •  2 years 3 months ago
      loved it..
    • SurferRob  •  2 years 3 months ago
      You are so off-base it's ridiculous.....they women slept with a married man...end of story. They are just as worthless as Tiger.
    • *GoldenGirl*™  •  2 years 3 months ago
      NO he doesnt, they knew he was married, if a woman is a fool enough to believe he is going to leave his wife for a bar hostess or porn star then she is a huge fool. He owes them nothing, it was thier choice to bed him, stop crying for these stupid women who made the choice.
    • LisaB  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Nice. Can I copy/paste and send to my husband's previous mistress? All these women need to learn a lesson!
    • Crysnt  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Loved the letter. Enough said.
    • NewBeginnings  •  2 years 3 months ago
      LOL.... hilarious!

      BTW....Can people READ?? Hello this was sarcastic and obviously stated the obvious... no the DON'T get an apology.
    • Crysnt  •  2 years 3 months ago
      Love the letter. Any woman seeking an apology from a married man she had an affair with is a fool!! She knew the job was dangerous when she took it.

    Join us on Pinterest

    DAILY SHOT VIDEO

    We apologize. An error has occurred. Please try again.