Is Ashton Kutcher the father of January Jones' baby? Somebody please confirm or deny, before our head explodes!

Ashton Kutcher and January Jones in 2000. (Photo by Jim Smeal/WireImage)
Ashton Kutcher and January Jones in 2000. (Photo by Jim Smeal/WireImage)

In breaking internet rumor news: Ashton Kutcher has been suspected to be the real father of January Jones' baby.
Consider the totally unreliable evidence posted as a blind item on the website Blindgossip.com:

"This married actor had a one-night stand with one of his exes, who is an actress in an acclaimed television show. She wound up pregnant. The actor's wife found out about the baby, and, to no one's surprise, went completely ballistic. Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic (money, lawyers, threats to ruin her career) to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy."

Since she first announced her pregnancy with Xander, who was born in September, she refused to reveal the dad's identity. But speculations on the mystery sperm donor has included everyone from married X-Men director Matthew Vaughn to married celebrity chef Bobby Flay (who she called in the early morning hours after her car crashed last year).

Noticed the word 'married' keeps coming up. But nobody even considered Ashton, who seriously dated the actress from 1998 to 2001. Considering the way Jones feels about Mr. Demi Moore (she told GQ he thought she'd never make it as an actress) he seemed like the last person she'd ever reconcile with, even for a night.

But we've seen another side of Ashton, thanks to tabloid confessions: the tender loving, politically-concerned, nudist hot tub-soaking alleged serial cheater. Could Jones have fallen prey to his reported line about being so over his marriage? And why is Jones still guarding her baby's father's identity? Even fellow single celebrity mom Padma Lakshmi had her mystery sperm donor's name come to light after the birth of her child. If Ashton is the dad, we'll likely find out, what with the planet-sized magnifying glass hovering over his tenuous marriage right now.

Chew on that while you eat your desk-side lunch, fellow celebrity scandal-heads.

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