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    Lindsay makes fun of relationship rumors through eHarmony spoof

    People may be kicking Lindsay while she's down, but the fallen starlet just made the best career move possible: poked fun at herself. It's good to see that Lindsay is in on the joke, and hopefully not letting all the tabloid gossip hurt her feelings.

    In a hilarious new spoof for comedy website Funny or Die, Lohan acts in a fake eHarmony commercial.

    "Hi, My name is Lindsay, and I'm looking for love. I'm recently single... I think," she says, referring to her recent split with DJ Samantha Ronson. "I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with... or at least the rest of my probation."

    "I'm looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders," jokes Lindsay. She says potential mates should be able to handle a "redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean a redhead that's crazy." She then adds, "Don't pretend like you don't know me. We've all read about it."

    "Or, you could find me on the cover of Us Weekly," she says while flipping through the latest issue, "because I'm so alone."

    Do you think it's good that Lindsay can already crack jokes around her breakup, or do you think the actress needs to be a little more serious about her previous substance abuse problems and nearly non-existent career?

    Watch the full clip here and tell us what you think. [Funny or Die]

     

    26 comments

    • MrsKlingonPasadena  •  3 years 1 month ago
      It's better to have people laughing with you instead of laughing at you. At least she took a jab at herself for a change instead of acting like she has been treated so unfairly. Poor Lindsey, I know she really is misunderstood.
    • smart girl  •  3 years 1 month ago
      lindsay she is stupid as always .i don't like her.grow up .
    • Bregtany  •  3 years 1 month ago
      its funny how some of the people on here make fun of her and call her a "slut" when they have no clue who she really is. you see what the press and the paparazzi show you, you don't see the real person. maybe some of you have problems as well and just want to take it out on her, still it doesn't make it right.
    • Jennifer  •  3 years 1 month ago
      I have to hand it to Lindsay for using the bad to her advantage. She made lemonaide out of lemons instead of pretending like she didn't do those things. That...and the fact that she is a beautiful redhead...ensure that she will never lose her "google hits". Way to go Lindsay!
    • BYD057  •  3 years 1 month ago
      that's awesome, I still have faith in her and I hope she can get herself together ! love u lindsay!
    • Phoenix  •  3 years 1 month ago
      Good for her. Let her get back on her feet.
    • ali d  •  3 years 1 month ago
      Just because your name is Lindsey doesn't mean you know a thing about this person or the life she leads.

      haha wow... and nice choice in adjectives, old guy.
    • J.J.M.  •  3 years 1 month ago
      Anyone who can't laugh at themselves doesn't last long anywhere.
    • Beth Couture  •  3 years 1 month ago
      I think it just shows how immature she still is. I mean she needs to grow up and act like an adult. Getting in trouble with the law and getting way too drunk is serious. She needs to get her act together quick!
    • LA  •  3 years 1 month ago
      She has aged... She needs to rest. It was a funny spoof though. Maybe she needs to laugh at herself.
    • cupnoodle  •  3 years 1 month ago
      I wish she looked like she did when we used to see her on SNL a couple years ago. She was, what, 19 or 20 years old? She looked SO much better. She looks so unhealthy and much much older than she is. It's too bad, really.
    • A Yahoo! User  •  3 years 1 month ago
      First of all, I'm just here to give a bit of a "rant" as Dennis Miller would say. And, I think Lindsay Lohan is an airhead bimbo.

      I happen to be a male whose first name is Lindsey. It was my maternal grandfather's last name, and I thus inherited it.

      No one seems to remember Lord Lindsey of the British admiralty, Lindsey Nelson [the famous sportscaster], or Lindsey Buckingham, the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac. "Lindsey" was a man's name for a thousand years in the British Isles. But, no, along comes the actress, Lindsay Wagner, who played The Bionic Woman back in the 1960's or 1970's. Suddenly, every yuppie muhfuh wearing penney loafers and sporting a "Princeton" haircut begins naming their daughters Linds[a/e]y!

      I've actually been denied check-cashing rights and the ability to get prescription drugs because of this phenomenon, unless I could provide ID proving I was really "Lindsey." I'm 57 yrs old, yet everyone assumes Lindsey is a female name.

      And now along comes Lindsay Lohan, who in my opinion is nothing more than an alcoholic slut/twat, to further complicate my life by virtue of her name and celebrity. I'm pissed, I tell ya!
    • Kidd babrie  •  3 years 1 month ago
      NICE ARE ALL HER SHOW
    • Mommy of 4  •  3 years 1 month ago
      I wish she would use her fame to set a good example for others instead of acting immature and then laughing about it. Grow up your so the new britney
    • J.J.M.  •  3 years 1 month ago
      Cornell_Guy,

      Are you also irritated because wearing high heels is only socially acceptable for women these days? Way before your time, but it's valid. People are fickle, things change. Leslie is quickly losing it's male name status as well.

      I myself only have shreds of respect for the people of Hollywood to begin with, but the fact that she's able to make fun of herself, unlike so many others, sends her quite a few leaps ahead of most of the others to me.
    • Nettie  •  3 years 1 month ago
      Wow. I thought it was funny! She's just like any normal person! Sh!t I would of probably done the same thing if people wouldn't mind their own business! What happen with having PRIVACY!? Plus everyone reacts to break up's differently! I love Lindsay she's hot! She's young and a lot of people "HER AGE" get DUI's but since it's LINDSAY it's like OH EM GEE right... Totally LOVE HER!
    • dragnstar  •  3 years 1 month ago
      I like her, I thinks she's beautiful. I dislike some of the things she's done, ie drugs, drinking, and driving. Though ultimately it is her responsibility to clean herself up, many have forgotten her parents role in this huge debacle. Why did they dump their responsibilities on her? Living vicariously through your child is DISGUSTING! Not once have I heard/read about her parents trying to help her, though theyre damn sure trying to get their 15 minutes. No matter how you look at it she was the bread winner for a couple of lazy, egotistical, jerks, who thou.ght nothing of having there daughter pay for their wants. A child cant raise themselves, I say berate her parents who dont give a damn about anyone but themselves. She may come off as a little desperate when it comes to relationships, but when you're only loved for the millions you bring in, it's understandable. For the guy calling her a twat/slut, that was totally uncalled for, no wonder you have nobody, with words of love like those. Propably into spousal abuse too, you f***ing moron. Have fun with your hand, that's as close to a woman as you'lll ever get, unless you pay for it, JERK
    • A Yahoo! User  •  3 years 1 month ago
      you people who are talking trash shut up you swear like if you weren't young let her live her life.
      she has parents to tell her what she is doing wrong
    • Doktor Eevol  •  3 years 1 month ago
      Who cares who LiLo sleeps with? People who aren't involved enough in their own life, that's who. So she parties, so she slept around. At least her personality isn't a total waste. If anyone deserves to clean herself up and come back better than ever, it's her.
    • Becky P  •  3 years 1 month ago
      i congradulate anyone that can joke about a bad situation and make light of it. I admire her for that. That is her way of dealing and everyone shouldnt judge her for it. Life is too short to be unhappy and I am glad she is still trying.

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