People may be kicking Lindsay while she's down, but the fallen starlet just made the best career move possible: poked fun at herself. It's good to see that Lindsay is in on the joke, and hopefully not letting all the tabloid gossip hurt her feelings.
In a hilarious new spoof for comedy website Funny or Die, Lohan acts in a fake eHarmony commercial.
"Hi, My name is Lindsay, and I'm looking for love. I'm recently single... I think," she says, referring to her recent split with DJ Samantha Ronson. "I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with... or at least the rest of my probation."
"I'm looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders," jokes Lindsay. She says potential mates should be able to handle a "redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean a redhead that's crazy." She then adds, "Don't pretend like you don't know me. We've all read about it."
"Or, you could find me on the cover of Us Weekly," she says while flipping through the latest issue, "because I'm so alone."
Do you think it's good that Lindsay can already crack jokes around her breakup, or do you think the actress needs to be a little more serious about her previous substance abuse problems and nearly non-existent career?
Watch the full clip here and tell us what you think. [Funny or Die]
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Lindsay makes fun of relationship rumors through eHarmony spoof
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