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aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
Getting laid this week is gonna be as easy as trick-or-treating: Knock once, hold out your goodie bag, and watch the booty come to you. But remember, if you're going to take candy from strangers, make sure it's wrapped. (Speaking of casual sex, what kind of morning-after girl are you?)
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
If your partner has been sneaking around a lot lately, don't assume they're having an affair. Maybe they're planning a surprise Halloween costume ball, a la Eyes Wide Shut. And if that's the case, don't be surprised when the only people who show up are wrinkly old men draped in cloaks.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
That hot-hot-hot-hottie at the Halloween party may not be showing their true colors. Remember, the sluttier their costume, the more likely they are to be a total vanilla prude the rest of the year.
cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
You'll meet a lot of people at any Halloween parties you attend. You should make the first move if you're attracted to someone. But remember, if you have sex for the first time with someone while in costume, the outfits you are wearing may permanently determine your future relationship. Consider this before you hook up with "Michael Jackson" while dressed as Curious George.
leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Don't think of Halloween as just another holiday; consider it an opportunity to try out a new fetish. Plan a team costume with your partner and role-play later--Catholic school teacher/naughty student; cop/robber; fireman/kitten up a tree; etc. Dress as a character who will inspire you to be a little dirtier--it's not you who likes men in diapers, that's your costume talking! And remember: Mischief Night (a.k.a. Goosey Night) is as good a time as any to try sploshing. (Video:Do You Role-Play in the Bedroom?)
virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
What's the hurry? Take your time and get to know a potential partner a little before considering becoming intimate. In the meantime, bob for apples without using your teeth to practice for the oral sex to come later. (What do the guys think about girls who have sex on the first date?)
libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
You're ready to turn this relationship up to eleven. Prove your commitment by dressing in drag for Halloween to be the male Cher to their female Sonny (or vice versa). Unless of course you're an actual drag queen or king, in which case Halloween should be a casual day.
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