Hairstyles Your Guy Should Never Try

Goth locks, heinous dye jobs, poodle perms - it must take a seriously talented stylist to make guys this hot look so craptastic.

By Korin Miller

Joel Madden








That whole "showing your roots" trend just doesn't work on dudes, huh, Joel?












Bradley Cooper







Our favorite Hangover star may be sober, but his hair is totally wasted.













George Clooney









This man is a notorious womanizer. No, seriously.
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Johnny Depp








Even his crazy Mad Hatter do is an improvement on this creepy goth-inspired mop.












Patrick Dempsey







Before he discovered the power of hair gel and a blowout, McDreamy rocked Jheri curls.













Penn Badgley








Wow. That is the sexiest water buffalo we've ever seen.
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Ryan Phillippe








It's amazing Reese Witherspoon stayed with him after this look....Oh, wait.











Shemar Moore







That's one way to try to get nominated for a Golden Dome…er, Globe.











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