Outdated, Weird and Hilarious! Check out these Laws that Still Exist

these r weird laws that i have never heard of lmfao

As far as I am concerned, the government has no business making laws that go past the privacy line inside peoples homes. Why is it that you have to make love according to the government? I want to know why you can't have sex with the lights on. Or can't kiss more than 5 minutes In Iowa. (I have kissed a girl for 2 hours one time and I loved it) Or can't kiss a guy with a mustache in Eureka. Seriously?
Think about it. If your love life has nothing to do with your job, why make laws around it? The only thing that is able to touch the sex life is Religion. Not Gov't, not schooling, and definitely not work. Im sorry but leave my sex life alone, please? I can get along just fine without you, big government.

i cannot believe that these kind fo laws can remain on the books and be enforced what happened to our freedom loving country

The one from New York where men may be fined $25 for gazing lasciviously at a female, isn't so bad! Men can be really gross and frightening when they do that!

wow guess I won't be moving to NC afterall

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Oh we don't have really freedom here in America.don't we?...

can not belived that some of these bs law are still on the book, what the hell are some of our lawmaker thinking of, must be from the middle ages

Sodomy laws were ruled to be unconstitutional a few years ago. Most of these crimes would fall under that category, so therefore even if states haven't gotten around to taking these relics off the books, it's not illegal or a crime to commit them.

Kate don't be a party pooper, we all know we can't be arrested for any of these

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."*

Kentucky

In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."*

An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."*

It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

Michigan

In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.*

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Minnesota

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Missouri

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

Montana

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

Guess that means no head from the G/F in Minnesota, damn...

I think every1 in Maryland has broken that law...That is so funny...I guess the whole state needs 2 be locked up...I know many of people that have BROKEN that Law...Lol

Adultery should still be a crime and be considered as legal grounds for divorce. Cheating on your spouse is one of the worst things a person can do. But in a committed relationship, who cares how many toys they have or how long they kiss?

In TN,
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Interracial marriages are illegal.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. in dyersburg county
Males may not be sexually aroused in public. in nashville

WTF bruce?

this cannot be true!

lol these are kinda funny glad i dont live in arizona

ya know it makes ya wonder why the laws are still in place get with the times people

if i lived in any of those states, i wouldn't sweat it. Cause they know that those laws are dumb and they cant catch everybody who's breaking them.