Shocker! Nicole Kidman admits to "strange" sex, "mundane" marriage

Remember when Nicole Kidman was sexy? Before the blonde hair done up like a powdered 18th-century man wig, before the Botox rendered her skin face waxen Silly Putty, and way, way before Australia was even a schmaltzy, sprawling seedling in Baz Luhrman's director-hubris daydreams, Kidman was hot (eg To Die For, Moulin Rouge, Birthday Girl). And in the new issue of British GQ (out Thursday), it looks like Tom Cruise's most famous ex-wife is trying to bring the sultry back. Or at least the publicists who distribute celeb sound bites are. Or maybe it's Kidman's people hoping for an image rehab to coincide with her new movie, Nine. In any case, despite what the buzz on the internet tells you, it all adds up to a whole lot of nothing.

In the GQ interview, the 42-year-old actress--readers, are you sure you're ready for this?--admits to having kinky sex. Egad! When asked about her relationship experience, Kidman confesses: "I've explored obsession....I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy."

And that's all folks! Then she just kind of shuts down about the dirty bits and talks about her marriage to Keith Urban (zzzzz): "You work on it. It's a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you're very much out at sea. You're exposed. You could drown."

It's hard to believe that there's any drama in the Urban-Kidman household that doesn't involve fighting over who's going to wear the lower-cut top or who stole the hair gel, but Kidman makes their union sound so menacing: "When you commit to someone like that, you live and die together by that decision."

In other news, Nic talks about her famous relationship with Tom Cruise by explaining she will never talk about her famous relationship with Tom Cruise. Also, she burned some of her diaries.

I miss 1995 Nicole. I feel bored just writing this.

Source: Daily Mail