SJP is the least sexy woman on earth, ever (REALLY!?!?!)

That's two strikes Maxim!!!

As if their handy cheat sheet to stalking your girlfriend wasn't bad enough, now they have to go out of their way to name the Unsexiest Woman, a title that had to go to someone I guess, and the unlucky recipient is none other than our beloved saint of singles everywhere, Sarah Jessica Parker AKA Carrie Bradshaw. If a woman with such beautiful eyes and hair and one of the most slamming bodies in Hollywood is considered a dog, then does that mean you have to be Angelina Jolie to rank as actually sexy in the eyes of the 21st century average Joe? What does this mean for women everywhere!?!? I call "foul," although, for the record my boyfriend and I fight about this all the time, because he thinks SJP is atrocious. Are men threatened by the sexually enlightened persona of Carrie Bradshaw? To find out, I asked my boyfriend Shya, point blank, what it is he finds so detestable about her:

"honestly, the only reason i speak up about it is because it's funny to watch you respond. i don't have such hard feelings about her, or much of an opinion one way or the other. that said, i do think she's unattractive, and it really has to do with her exaggerated features. she has a really big chin with that wart on it, a big nose, and particularly small eyes, which seem even smaller when she puts black eyeliner around them--which she always does--until they end up looking like little black holes in her face.

i honestly think she'd look better if she put on a little weight. you're always talking about her slamming bod, but really, her extreme thinness just makes her bone structure more obvious, and her features, by extension, more pronounced.

there, i said it."

Alrighty then.

Of course, this Razzie in the hotness category has caused Parker to speak out, because naturally, like any woman (celebs, they're just like us!), she feels understandably wounded:

"It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking...It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do? I guess you can't please all people." (Jezebel)

Amen sister. Amen.