by Scott Alden for HowAboutWe
Anybody who dates guys knows this story: You go out on a first date, you seem to click, he never calls.
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Countless attempts have been made to explain the phenomenon of the male disappearing act and yesterday our friends over at the Gloss offered a new perspective -- he just sucks.
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In fact they've broken it down into seven varieties of suckage from shallow prickery to dim-witted douchebaggery. The piece is so thorough that they even provide a reason that you're-better-off-without-him for each type of jerk.
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It may not be 100 percent accurate, but it's good as a 7 mimosa brunch in the you-go-girl department. Check it out.
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