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    The Unsexiest Man Awards

    By Erin Flaherty, Shine staff | Love + Sex – Fri, Mar 28, 2008 1:14 AM EDT

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    Earlier this week we blasted Maxim for being lame enough to name Sarah Jessica Parker as the one and only Unsexiest Woman of 2008. It seems The Phoenix decided to turn around and launch their own version of the cruel game, starring 100 of the gross guys of the year, but this time it's well, kinda funny.

    My personal unsexy favorites include #92, Adnan Ghalib:

    "One of the saddest small details of Britney Spears's recent downward spiral was her being spotted dating the very bottom-feeding parasites who've turned her life into a horror show of never-ending surveillance. In this celebrity version of Stockholm syndrome, Adnan was puppetmaster general."

    So, so true. And the one about #4 AKA Tom Cruise is right on, too:

    "No matter if he's chiding other luminaries for their birthing preferences, or establishing vertical-leap records off sofas, we already knew Tom was nuts - he had us at "Hello, I'm insane." Now, though, it seems he's gone fully Cruisazy, starring in an off-the-cuckoo-charts, straight-to-YouTube promotional vid for Scientology. Highlight, among many: "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help." That's great, Tom. Now if you'll just bust out the Google Maps and plan a field trip with some of your Scientologist buddies to drive past Darfur."

    Dying to find out who's number one? Hint: He goes by the new moniker, "'Roid-Raging Rocket." Check him out here.

     

    18 comments

    • Elmo363
      Elmo363  •  4 years 2 months ago
      And Bush is not on the list? WTF?
    • WebD
      WebD  •  4 years 2 months ago
      Can he really be UNsexy if this makes headlines?

      UNsexy would not allure readers - they would be apathetic
    • AltoGirl
      AltoGirl  •  4 years 2 months ago
      where's the other 99?
    • Hatebird
      Hatebird  •  4 years 2 months ago
      George Clooney.
    • The Culinary Chase
      The Culinary Chase  •  4 years 2 months ago
      His fanatical religious views are too much for my liking.............I think he's lost the plot! lol!
    • F.U.M.W
      F.U.M.W  •  4 years 1 month ago
      as soon as tom opens his mouth he becomes the ugliest guy EVER!!!
    • Diane
      Diane  •  4 years 2 months ago
      The most unsexiest man of all time: Michael Moore. Second choice is John Kerry.

      Yes, I'm Republican, but that has nothing to do with my choices. These two men are repulsive!
    • Chief CHO
      Chief CHO  •  4 years 2 months ago
      funny post!
    • nakaldech
      nakaldech  •  4 years 0 months ago
      I agree, I think Bush is a war criminal and should be #1 on the list!
    • PASTA
      PASTA  •  4 years 2 months ago
      THAT DUDE FROM NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN FRIENDO WEIRDO; HELLO FRIENDO
    • Ted
      Ted  •  4 years 2 months ago
      That photo of Tom makes him look like a plastic surgery gone bad.
    • Salman
      Salman  •  4 years 2 months ago
      and I thought you had your own list of top 100..
    • F.U.M.W
      F.U.M.W  •  4 years 0 months ago
      He is a jerk and will go to hell.
    • *just joy*
      *just joy*  •  4 years 1 month ago
      there ugly come on if u think there cute ur on drugs
    • Well...
      Well...  •  3 years 9 months ago
      Everybody was fanatic over TC for years then all of a sudden she jumps on a couch and his career is over. Talk about fickle.
    • A Yahoo! User  •  3 years 11 months ago
      Ronald Regan should be on there too.
    • A Yahoo! User  •  4 years 2 months ago
      Ben Stiller
    • A Yahoo! User  •  4 years 0 months ago
      I was so shocked about SJP's unsexiest woman vote. To me, she is the noun and the verb. She is Ultra chic, a fragrance and fashion designer,a talented and successful actress in addition to being a wife and mother and to me that's sexy. Everyone is sexy to someone, may not necessarily be to me or you, but there is someone in the universe who will find that person sexy. Some of those articles are hurtful to the people they are implying aren't attractive as well as their beloved. Everyone can be sexy in his or her on little way.
      Live, K
      p.s. dance in the rain,
      you will never forget
      you did :o)
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