Top 10 Breakup Songs Taylor Swift SHOULD Write

Taylor Swift performing live.Taylor Swift cannot write a bad pop song. She apparently can't write a song about anything other than breakups, either. While we are shameless Swifties, we'd definitely like to see her branch out more - if not to different subject matter, then at least to some more honest, less PG-13 tales of heartbreak. Here are some examples of the kind of breakup songs we'd love to see on her next platinum album:

1. "Should Have Said the Safeword"
2. "I May Miss You But My Cervix Won't (Jackhammer)"
3. "Pee on Me? Shame on You"
4. "GGG, OMG"
5. "You're Vanilla, I'm Kinky, I Love You, Farewell"
6. "Don't Leave Me Breathless (The Erotic Asphyxiation Song)"
7. "My Ears Are Not a Steering Wheel"
8. "I Didn't Wet the Bed, Der (Get Some Sex Ed, Sir)"
9. "Faked It Every Time"
10. "Size Doesn't Matter (But That Don't Mean I Won't Sing About It)"

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