Men and women share their funny, after-altar pledges to their spouses.
DARLING HUSBAND, I PROMISE…
1. "…to keep mum about all the Hall & Oates tunes on your iPod."
2. "…to overlook the fact that you yawn like Chewbacca."
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3. "…that five minutes after I agree to watch a game with you, I will not start asking, 'Are you planning to watch the whole thing?'"
4. "…to Swiffer your side of the bed the next time you're out of town and I let the dog sleep there."
DARLING WIFE, I PROMISE…
5. "…that I didn't know how expensive your tweezers were when I used them to pull that mystery clump out of the drain."
6. "…to stop pretending I've forgotten how to fold the towels 'the right way' (a.k.a. your way)."
7. "…to accept that sometimes when you ask for a massage, you really just want a massage."
8. "…to understand that it's not exactly kosher to say, 'How did parents as crazy as yours get a daughter as normal as you?'"
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