Weird Sex: Whiskey Flavored Lube

Look, everyone! It's Whiskey Dick!
By Walker James Loetscher for HowAboutWe

Look, everyone! It's Whiskey Dick, the nasty-flavored vom-inducing alcoholic lube you didn't ask for!

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Seriously, what's the appeal here? I can only come up with three possible conclusions as to why this would be a good idea: either A) you're both already so drunk that you've been completely desensitized to the oaken sting of a good Bourbon, B) you're an alcoholic, or C) you're a serious pair of lightweights trying to get in a more uninhibited mood ahead of some awkward foreplay.

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At $12, we suggest this one as a worthy White Elephant gift, but strongly advise against presenting to anyone with even a hint of sincerity. [Incredible Things]