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    Wise Guys: What Would You Do as a Woman for a Day?

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    Advice from three of EMandLO.com's guy friends
    . This week they answer the following: "What would you do if you had one day to be and think like a woman?" To ask the guys your own question, click here.

    Straight Married Guy (Ben): The very first thing I'd do is make out with my wife -- so hot when she kisses other women. And really, I hate to be so cliche, but I'm probably like 9 out of 10 guys in that, with just one day as a woman, I'd prolly focus in on the physical experience of being a woman. In other words, lots of sex -- lots of it with my wife and lots of it with whatever guys I could find (don't worry, all okayed by my wife should this ever occur, as long as I play safe, she says). I'd probably have to leave the house at some point for more supplies (food, condoms, men, etc.) and I imagine it'd be at that point that I'd find out all about things like objectification, sexism and just how terrible men are as a class. This, I figure would be completely overwhelming and depressing. So I'd beat a quick retreat home and back into bed.

    Straight Single Guy (Max): Obviously, the first thing I would do is try to have an orgasm. Or rather, orgasms. As many as possible. As a man, I've always been a bit jealous and very curious about the possibilities of multiple orgasms, and given this opportunity, I would go for it. After that? I'd probably go out and try to get some nice young man to buy me a whole lot of drinks, a fancy dinner, and maybe torture him a bit before I went home, alone, and pursued even more orgasms. Because hey: I'm still a straight guy, even if I'm in a woman's body. I assume that I would retain my sexual orientation within such a magical transformation, and thus would not want to take a dude home. I'd feel bad about it, and I certainly don't encourage women to take this route, but experimenting with men as a woman... well, it gets confusing.

    Gay Single Guy (Daniel): I have often wondered what the difference is between straight women and gay men when it comes to how they think and feel about men in general. My suspicion is that it's probably very similar. Even more interesting to me is how women approach sex with a man. Having enough male privilege, I could say that I'd fearlessly go after the kind of straight man I could never have as a gay man. But since I've never really experienced a fear of sexual violence towards me, that aspect would surely add another layer of complication/fascination to pursuing said straight man. Oh, and while I was at it, I'd definitely masturbate a lot so I could experience the most ecstatic multiple orgasm ever.


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    Our "wise guys" are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week's Straight Married Guy is Ben, a writer and artist living in Los Angeles who runs AdultParlorGames.com; our Gay Guy is is one-time stripper and sex columnist Daniel; and our Single Straight Guy, Max, is a recent college grad in New York City. To ask the guys your own question, click here.


     

    25 comments

    • Alexandria  •  3 months ago
      I'm suprized that none of these guys want to give birth, lol
      • John Smith 3 months ago
        If you waited for men to give birth, mankind would definitely END!
    • jrd  •  3 months ago
      "Straight Married Guy (Ben): ...my wife -- so hot when she kisses other women."

      Obviously not a traditional marriage.
      • John Smith 3 months ago
        Yeah, but a really, really FUN one, nevertheless!
      • rebecca 3 months ago
        i agree..not a faithful one either. his wife should be woman enough for him, he shouldn't want to or HAVE to bring another woman into the so-called "relationship"...disgusting & shallow! i bet he wouldn't think it was cool if she wanted him to make out with a guy lol
      • Spr1958 3 months ago
        @ Rebecca & @Jrd....the question was hypothetical and downright impossible anyhow.That said your views sound forceful and highly opinionated on a subject that should be humorous.Seriously I`m loyal to my wife and would not for a second want another man touching her,yet I can fantasize as well as she can about whatever we wish,as long as the fantasy don`t become reality.

        We should however respect other people and their right to be in an open relationship,google that and the results will be alarming to say the least.

        I have been researching how society sterotypes people,straight,gay,lesbian transgender,open,the list goes on and on.The problem however is when teenagers struggle with gender identity crisis and peer pressure along with sterotyping within society has drivin the teen suicide rate to an alarming statistic all because someone applied a label to them that in reality they were still in developing stages in their lives.So for the sake of humor lets be careful to not offend one of these fragile angels with our rhetoric.
    • Tank  •  3 months ago
      I find it weird that if a man could be a woman for a day he would want to have sex with other men....

      If I could be a dude I wouldn't. Peeing standing up seems fun and easy, but I do not want those sweaty gross balls dangling between my legs. And I'd probably still sit down to pee. No way would I have sex with a woman.. that's very weird. Just no thanks. I like having a vagina.
    • Jaslath  •  3 months ago
      I would be trying to figure out how to get back to being a guy. I'm happy with how I am. lol.
    • Cynthia R  •  3 months ago
      You men think that somehow within 24 hours you'd figure out how to give yourself multiple orgasms? Good luck. Try years.
      • Doug S 3 months ago
        Well, I already know how to give them to my wife. That should give me a leg up, don't you think?
      • poisonILM 3 months ago
        Cynthia, words outa my mouth! And Doug... no it doesn't. It is VERY different flying solo, and your wife has a lot to do with those O's... she is in the right state of mine, feeling sexy and concentrating.
      • Silencio 3 months ago
        Really...it took you years...I was having multiples when I was masturbating at 13....
    • Celestina  •  3 months ago
      If I were turned into a man for a day, I'd lock myself in my room and cry. I don't want to be a guy!
      • rebecca 3 months ago
        lol if i was a guy for a day id prob do the same thing! Id be freaking out! although one thing i would like to do is EAT, its amazing how guys have these bottomless pits for stomachs & can eat so much!
      • Tank 3 months ago
        Ditto. I wouldn't want to be a guy either!
    • Natty  •  3 months ago
      if I could be a guy for one day, I'd lock myself in my room with a bottle of lotion and some kleenex. alll day! and then have sex with a woman to see what it feels like :)
    • John Smith  •  Buena Park, California  •  3 months ago
      I would still play doctor with women. Only this time, it would be Nurse Dominique, the strict, no-nonsense medical goddess, who uses curious straight girly-girls as her own sexual playtoys.
    • Mike  •  Mt Prospect, Illinois  •  3 months ago
      If I were a woman for a day I would do nothing but #$%$ and complain about everything! and then I would complain, because I had to complain about that #$%$
    • Spr1958  •  Blytheville, Arkansas  •  3 months ago
      I would put on the sexiest lingerie and highheels I could find,get myself as dolled up as possible and hopefully have a man nearby that would make love to me in every possible way.I would then know how it feels as a woman to either feel pleasure from a sexually active man or dis-pleasure.I would want to satisfy him orally,vaginally,anally and just however he wants it.Then based on how I felt as a woman while having sex with a man I would then have better insight as to how to please my wife once I returned to being a man.
    • Han  •  Fargo, North Dakota  •  3 months ago
      I'm a woman. If I were a guy for one day.... I would go beat up every woman beater that I knew, including my ex boyfriend. I'd chop down a tree, split the wood and give it to an elderly person who heated their home with a wood stove. I mean, as a woman, I could do it, but it would take forever. I hate to admit it, but men could chop a tree down faster than women because they are physically stronger (usually). lol. I would yell for everyone's attention at a super market or some place where a lot of people are and say "Give women a break. They're usually the ones who end up taking more of the rotten end of the stick than men. We got it easy guys! Let's show our ladies that they are valued" and hopefully, that message would click in some man's head. Seriously, how many men in this day in age can raise children, work, clean, and cook and multitask like a woman? They do it all. I'd go to the gym and lift as many weights as I could and try to capture the memory of being so strong. I'd try to grow as much of a beard in 24 hours as I could, than tickle someone with it. Okay, that last one was creepy.
    • poisonILM  •  3 months ago
      It takes A LOT of practice to bring on those multiple O's.... Good luck getting there in one day guys LOL
    • Biscuit  •  3 months ago
      Some of you are insane to think you're going to know how to give yourself multiple orgasms your first and last day of being a woman. Technically you'll be virgins. Popping that cherry alone will require some work.
    • Paul  •  3 months ago
      I think Brian said it all.
    • Brian  •  3 months ago
      Actually, I kind of agree with Max. The orgasm thing definitely intrigues me, being able to have multiple over a short time. That's about it though, not interested in experiencing periods and everything that comes with them.
    • Folger  •  3 months ago
      Probably sit around all day playing with my boobs and finger myself.
    • sage s  •  3 months ago
      I would spend most of the time eating ice cream and cake, then complaining how it goes directly to my thighs. I would also ask men if I look fat in this dress, and get upset when they give their honest opinion.
      Seriously, that sounds like fun.
    • Andrea  •  Boynton Beach, Florida  •  3 months ago
      Great article. If I were a dude for a day I would walk around like I was god's gift to women no matter how unattractive and rude I am lol.
    • Nate  •  3 months ago
      I would dress as slutty as possible, get everything bought for me, and have a bunch of sex with a lot of masturbation.
    • PJ  •  3 months ago
      I think it would be great to have sex and not feel so much pressure for once in my life. Am I too big/small? Am I going too fast/slow? Did I come too fast? It sure would be nice to just lay back and have some guy do all the work for a change while I did nothing but relaxed and enjoyed the moment.

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