Women fantasize about other women1. Women fantasize about other women
Men, you fantasize about women fantasizing about other women. When in fact we fantasize about Ryan Gosling or Christian Grey...or Ryan Gosling as Christian Grey.
Girls' nights involve sexy pillow fights2. Girls' nights involve sexy pillow fights
Sexy pillow fights have never once existed outside of a Katy Perry video. Check out these 5 ridiculous things men think happen on girls' night.
You're the best she's ever had3. You're the best she's ever had
You just might be...but then again you might not be. What is she going to do, tell you she's had better? C'mon.
Related: 10 signs you're in desperate need of a girls' night out
Women are desperate to get married4. Women are desperate to get married
Relax, Romeo, women aren't racing to the altar. The National Center for Health Statistics found 40% of women have never been married, with even fewer currently in their first marriage. So relax, enjoy, and think about putting a ring on it when the time is right.
Women feel indifferent toward sex5. Women feel indifferent toward sex
We're not. In fact, when we're not tired/PMSing/too cold/bloated/stressed/craving chocolate, we're so totally hot for you.
Women want lots of babies6. Women want lots of babies
Do you honestly think we want babies so dang badly that we don't even care what you want (or don't want)? Or worse yet, that we'll resort to all kinds of female voodoo to trap you into child support forever? I'm not saying this never happens, but it's the exception, not the rule. Let's chalk female trickery up to a few bad apples.
Related: 10 things you should NEVER say to your husband ... but probably do
Women go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you7. Women go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you
We go to the bathroom in groups because the line is so damn long that we need people to talk to whilst hating on ourselves in fluorescent lighting.
Women hang out naked8. Women hang out naked, or at least in sexy lingerie
Most women I know go from naked to fully clothed in 1.7 seconds. We do like sexy lingerie, UNDER OUR CLOTHES.
Women don't go for the nice guys9. Women don't go for the nice guys
We love nice guys: nice guys with backbones.
Related: 20 things ALL women do but hate to admit
Pretty girls don't poop10. Pretty girls don't poop
We know you know pretty girls poop. We also know you don't want to know, but you know what's grosser than a pretty girl pooping? A pretty girl not pooping.
- By Lori Garcia
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