Brandon sent me a link to this article titled "Surgery Required for New Sexual Position":
"ISLA LOS ANGELES-Plastic surgeons at Cedar Sinai Medical Center are among the more than 100 doctors nationwide performing the surgery required to enjoy the sexual position 'Feast Of Forty Fingers Supping Upon The Nine-Branched Lotus,' as popularized by the Neo Sutra. 'Attempting the Forty Fingers position without proper bio-augmentation could result in needless maiming, so please ask a doctor about the required procedures,' said Dr. Joshua Mendelbaum of the Adaptive Procreative Therapy unit."
Okay, so this appeared in The Onion, and for those of you who aren't familiar (um, where have you been?), let's just say they specialize in satire. Still, it doesn't sound that crazy. I mean, women are getting vaginal reconstruction (new hymen anyone?) and getting kegel personal trainers, so this isn't really that left field after all. If you could get a surgery that ensured better sex or that you would enjoy it more, would you do it?