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    Do you need Death Bear this New Year?

    By Sarah Beston, Shine Staff | New Year – Fri, Jan 8, 2010 11:43 PM EST

    Photo: Kevin WalshPhoto: Kevin Walsh
    Have any pictures of the "ex" lying around? How about a "secret" drawer full of treats, a hidden pack of smokes, or any other painful reminders of the habits you you've been battling? A new decade is upon us and if you are anything like me, most of your resolutions have already been broken (yes, I know it's only January 8th).

    Could it be time for Death Bear?

    If you live in Brooklyn, you can enlist in the help of a furry friend to help you start fresh in 2010. Death Bear will pay a visit to your Brooklyn pad, help you remove any of those those painful reminders and unwanted items from your past, and bring them back to his cave-never to be seen or heard from again.

    I wonder if he removes actual humans and if he will make a special trip to L.A.?

    Do you need a date with Death Bear?

    To make an appointment, text 347-742-2293. Click here for more information.

    Photo: Kevin WalshPhoto: Kevin Walsh

     

    10 comments

    • Chris M
      Chris M  •  2 years 4 months ago
      This would be great. I have so much crap I have collected from a couple relationships. I saved everything because I figured each time that I would be with them forever. I think I would have to have help though. Death bear would have to come with knockout drops so he could rid me of it while I slept. I don't know why I am attached to this crap and really wish I could get rid of it. I think if I meet someone new I will just burn it all. The nude pictures are my guilty pleasure haha I would not give those up for let anyone ever see those. I suppose one day I will have to burn those too. Too bad things had to change I would have made or supplied my wife with enough material for several scrap books.
    • sacrificial lamb
      sacrificial lamb  •  2 years 4 months ago
      oh I need that bear like a mofo, he may have to ko me so I don't tackle him in the hallway.
    • charlie
      charlie  •  2 years 4 months ago
      thats creepy
    • Melissa
      Melissa  •  2 years 4 months ago
      A Death Bear showing up at my door would scare the hell out of me. Yikes!
    • Jenn
      Jenn  •  2 years 4 months ago
      MY Guess is its cheaper than a shrink considering you need a bear to throw some old love letters or what have you away, made me laugh though
    • L
      L  •  2 years 4 months ago
      I think it would be a great laugh to have him show up. It would make an unpleasant experience into a funny memory. Like hahahaha, Death Bear came to get all the stuff the ex gave me. Yeah, that would be a lot easier than moping around, looking at all of the stuff and boxing it up while trying not to get upset over the way things ended or having a box of memories lurking around in the closet just waiting to upset you when you least need it. Yeah, I like Death Bear!
    • sacrificial lamb
      sacrificial lamb  •  2 years 4 months ago
      oh I need that bear like a mofo, he may have to ko me so I don't tackle him in the hallway.
    • LadyJane
      LadyJane  •  2 years 4 months ago
      I wish Death Bear came to Cleveland-sigh-...
    • Abraham
      Abraham  •  2 years 1 month ago
      It is good idea. It is ready to support you.
    • Noah Spinks
      Noah Spinks  •  2 years 1 month ago
      I think, that you commit an error. I can prove it. Write to me in PM, we will talk.
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