By Charlotte Hilton Andersen, REDBOOK

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1. Moo Moo Brown Cow as read by Lady Gaga: Mama cow speaks out about the tragedy that ended in the meat dress.
2. Curious George as read by George Clooney: This little monkey is all grown up now and curious about how many girlfriends he can get.
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3. The Giving Tree as read by Bernie Madoff: Apparently money does grown on trees after all!
4. Good Night Moon as read by Al Gore: Say good night to the moon, the amazon rain forest, the icebergs, the...
5. Green Eggs and Ham as read by Alicia Silverstone: Can the wily Sam-I-Am convince her to part with her vegan ways?
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6. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day as read by Lindsay Lohan: What house arrest is really like.
7. Guess How Much I Love You as read by Joan Crawford: Because I'm certainly not going to tell you, you little ingrate.
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8. Click Clack Moo: Cows That Type as read by Snooki: The real tale of how celebrity novels get written.
9. The Kissing Hand as read by Hugh Grant: And other euphemisms you should never use.
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10. Dear Zoo as read by Nadya "Octomom" Suleman: The true story of life with 14 kids.
11. AND...ba dum bum! Pat the Bunny as read by Hugh Hefner.
It's a fun game, isn't it? What books would you like to hear read by a celebrity?
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