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    One Flakey Fairy

    The tooth fairy flaked last night, and it's not the first time.

    My daughter has been waiting patiently for weeks for her loose bottom tooth to come out. For almost 2 weeks she has been wiggling it, testing it, pulling at it in hopes of expediting the process. And finally, it came out while she was in school.

    She was so excited.

    She showed it to everyone, taking it out of the zippered silk pouch I gave her to take to school for just such a possibility. She revealed her tooth-less grin for anyone willing to watch and showed people how she could now sip on a straw with her teeth tightly clenched.

    This was exciting indeed.

    But the most exciting part was getting ready for the tooth fairy. We talked all evening about optimum location for tooth placement and the tooth fairy's going "rate" for a small front bottom tooth.

    At bedtime she positioned the whiteness of the teeny tiny chicklet right on top of a pink flower design of her sheet so was easier for the fairy to see and then she went to bed with high hopes.

    Then I went to bed...exhausted and didn't wake up till 7:30am the next morning when was standing at the foot of my bed with a very displeased pout.

    "The tooth fairy didn't come."

    I panicked. "Um...really? She didn't??"

    "No...(beat...angry stare)...She didn't."

    "That's so weird honey." I said searching the corners of my dusty mind for a way to fix the problem this stupid fairy had caused me. "I wonder why?" and I vamped "OOoooooh...you know what? I heard that LOTS of kids lost their teeth yesterday. She must have been really backed-up with work. Wow. That's such a shame, but I totally bet she'll come tonight if we try again."

    She wasn't completely convinced of my reasoning, but she was on board with the revised plan.

    The next night we tried again. Tiny tooth placed prominantly against the flower pattern. Livi must have checked it 4 times before going to sleep.

    "Do you think she'll come tonight?"

    "Yes, honey...for sure. She was just REALLY busy."

    She seemed satisfied and went to sleep.

    The next morning I woke up with a small hand tugging at my toe which was ticking out from under my comforter.

    I was still in the throes of REM sleep, but I still had enough guilt and neuroses inside of me to instantly snap-to and know what exactly what I was about to hear...

    "Moooooom! She didn't come again!" Livi said holding the teeny, tiny tooth in the middle of her teeny tiny outstretched hand for me to see. She looked like she was on the verge of tears.

    I couldn't BELIEVE I forgot AGAIN! 2 nights in a row! What kind of mother was I? How do you forget to be the tooth fairy 2 NIGHTS IN A ROW???! How hard was it to remember to take a tooth and put a dollar in it's place before I go to bed??! I was definitely going to be stripped of my fairy wings for this. I felt horrible - and so sad for my little girl.

    I called upon my improvisational skills to come up with ever increasingly more satisfying answer as to how the Tooth fairy might miss two nights in a row. "Maybe the tooth fairy was confused by the bunk beds and didn't know where to look?" or "Maybe the tooth fairy was still too overwhelmed from all of the teeth that fell out over the past day or two..." and my favorite lame excuse "You know what? I think I read on-line that our neighborhood got a new Tooth Fairy because ours was relocated somewhere else. Maybe she's just trying to get used to her new job and catch up." Surprisingly, that excuse seemed acceptable to her.

    So that night, we placed the tooth even nearer to the edge of the pillow, again set against the bright pink design of one of her flower patterns and we wrote a big note and put it on the wall "Dear Tooth Fairy - My tooth is right here!" and we put a big arrow pointing to Livi's head. I kissed her and told her FOR SURE the tooth fairy wouldn't be confused tonight and would get around to taking her tooth.

    I spent the whole evening working really hard to keep my mind on the fact that I had a job to do. "Don't forget the tooth. Don't forget the tooth..." I thought about it while I was clearing the table "Don't forget the tooth. Don't forget the tooth..."; I thought about it when I was cleaning the kitchen "Don't forget the tooth..."; and I thought about it while I was folding laundry in front of the TV "Don't forget the tooth. Don't forget the tooth, Don't forget the tooth..."

    When I was about to crawl into bed, I went into my wallet and couldn't find a $1 bill.

    But I did have a Ten. It was a ridiculous amount for a lower, front tooth, but I decided that the Tooth Fairy had to pay a late fee. A big one.

    The next morning Livi was at the foot of my bed jumping up and down and waving a $10 bill.

    "Mommy! The Tooth Fairy came and I got $10!!!!!!"

    "WOW, Livi! That's GREAT!

    I breathed a HUGE sigh of relief. I had finally gotten the job done.

    "And Mom! Feel this!" She grabbed my hand and put my finger in her mouth to test the wiggliness of another loose bottom tooth.

    This girl's gonna be rich.

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    44 comments

    • pretty much amazing  •  2 years 8 months ago
      This was cute.

      I remember the tooth fairy forgetting when I was little. My mom just said, "well you woke up early. Maybe you're just one of the last stops she hasn't made yet."
      Sure enough, the dollar was there after I took my first bathroom visit and brushed me teeth.
    • H  •  2 years 8 months ago
      I can name several. My friends at school stopped trusting their parents to tell them the truth when they found out, my parents stopped believing their parents were telling them the truth about anything when they realized their parents were lying, it creates lack of trust that your parents will be honest with you. Plus as I have said before we teach our children not to lie and then we lie. How does that make sense? How is it fair to punish our children for lying if we lie to them? I thinks it's a bad idea all around to lie to your kids. They need to know they can trust you to always be honest.
    • alaskamommy  •  2 years 8 months ago
      thanks for the giggles!

      I know I've forgotten a time or two, but thankfully (or maybe not so thankfully) my daugther knows that the tooth fairy is me so she just gets upset at me. I've gotten to the point where I don't care if she's asleep or not, so long as she gets her money.
    • Krissy  •  2 years 8 months ago
      RebeccaG: I have sooooooooooooooooooo done that! hee hee! And the floor thing, did that too!!! Both of these were times when my hubby was going to "take care" of playing tooth fairy. Needless to say, he no longer plays tooth fairy or santa or easter bunny!! hee hee! (I think he set me up!!! :)
    • Sun  •  2 years 8 months ago
      My son sleeps like a log, so I always had him put the tooth in an envelope, and I would exchange the envelope under the pillow for one with the dollar. The one time I forgot (fell asleep at like 9), and had to face the pitiful sad child, I was able to pull a switch, I send him out for a minute, and "found" the envelope on the floor under the bed. I told him "Look, here it is, she must have dropped it! I bet the dog startled her, and she forgot the tooth too." Worked like a charm.
    • Krissy  •  2 years 8 months ago
      RebeccaG: I have sooooooooooooooooooo done that! hee hee! And the floor thing, did that too!!! Both of these were times when my hubby was going to "take care" of playing tooth fairy. Needless to say, he no longer plays tooth fairy or santa or easter bunny!! hee hee! (I think he set me up!!! :)
    • HC  •  2 years 8 months ago
      Wonderful!
    • Sheelah N  •  2 years 8 months ago
      This is a great story. I forgot once too. We put it back under the pillow for the next night and she showed up. By now she knows better but at 14, my daughter is still losing teeth and she always asks me " how much do ya think i can get for this tooth" ( Ha!! like i'm just gonna give her money.) But we play the game anyway and I usually give her a couple dollars just to have. Its just for fun and i kinda miss her being little.

      I know of no child who was seriously messed up from being "lied to" about Santa and the tooth fairy. Kids become messed up adults because of all of the OTHER things we do to try to protect them.
    • Stephanie L  •  2 years 8 months ago
      Awe....I love it!
    • DAVINA  •  2 years 8 months ago
      aww how adorable. :)
    • A Yahoo! User  •  2 years 8 months ago
      been there done that. what got me was when my daughters best friend got a barbie from the tooth fairy. so of course she expected a barbie for her next tooth. my son got a hot wheel. we had some exspensive teeth.
    • H  •  2 years 8 months ago
      This is why my parents had a strict no lying policy. If you don't lie to your child and teach them the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, santa claus, and whatever other fictional characters are out there than you don't have to worry. And it doesn't make any of those occasions less special. Christmas was still my favorite time of year even though there was no santa. I still got a dollar for loosing my tooth even though there was no tooth fairy. We still did an egg hunt even though there was no easter bunny. I like how people say that it's just letting your kids "use their imagination" when your the one telling them that story. I thought using your imagination was making up your own story. But instead it's kids using their parents imagination. I always found that ironic.
    • notypo  •  2 years 8 months ago
      I did this one time also and when my son was in the bathroom in the morning I stuck an envelope with some money in it in his toy chest with a note that read "Couldn't find the tooth, your room is a mess, leave it on the kitchen counter and I will pick it up later!" The little monkey fell for it AND he cleaned his room!!! LOL!
    • LA  •  2 years 8 months ago
      My oldest daughter told my middle daughter this after it happened to her, "The tooth fairy likes to come when you are at school." Glad to know I'm not the only one. :)
    • H  •  2 years 8 months ago
      Jocye did you hear your statement "For all of you who think you shouldn't lie to your child about the tooth fairy, shame on you: since when is it a virtue to lie? We teach our children not to lie and yet we lie to them how does that make sense. And they don't NEED to believe in all these fictional characters. Like I said before I find it ironic how people say it's "letting them use their imagination" when it's the parents lying to them. I would call that the parents imagination not the kid. Kids don't need to be lied to to remain a kid. I wasn't lied to and my childhood was very happy. I still loved every occasion just as much as the other children. Even losing my tooth because our parents gave us money for it. Lying to your child doesn't make their childhood better it just makes them doubt you ever tell the truth when they find out you lied to them about all those different "people". It breaks the trust barrier of your child. They begin to wonder what else you have lied about. Which is why my parents had the no lie policy. They wanted us to know that no matter what good or bad they'd tell us the truth. That way we would always respect them and trust them. And yes both my parents were lied to as children about these things and they know how horrible they felt when they found out their parents lied and they never wanted us to go through that.
    • wishingkayla  •  2 years 8 months ago
      I forgot once! Embarassing Mom moment!! I had hubby quickly run up and place a dollar under the bed as if it had fallen on the floor during the night, and the tooth fairy must have dropped the tooth.

      Since then, I have a supply of dollar coins on hand and put one by my sink whenever a they lose a tooth. It reminds me to put on my wings as I'm getting ready for bed.
    • H  •  2 years 8 months ago
      Well my children wont/don't go to preschool. And as a child in kindergarten I never felt sad not to believe in santa. I never felt left out. My friends didn't alienate me or anything we had fun. They knew I didn't believe and I knew they did. We never picked on each other for it though. The most that was ever said was once one of them said "if you don't believe you won't get any toys from him" and I said "that's fine I get plenty from my parents" (at that time I thought that we got tons but I found out later that we didn't really because there were five of us and mom and dad didn't have tons to spend. But they made it so fun and we each got one "big" toy so we thought we got tons. Plus those stocking with all the candys and dollar tree toys and stuff. We had fun.). We still celebrated chirstmas so I still had tons of fun with my classmates. Making ornaments and christmas presents. It was fun. Christmas was my favorite time of year.
    • dolphin™  •  2 years 8 months ago
      Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • John  •  2 years 8 months ago
      Will keep this in mind in the years to come as my kids start losing their teeth! Funny! Great Blog!
    • Debbie Demrest  •  2 years 8 months ago
      I forgot, too. Two days in a row. It was brutal! I also told my daughter that the tooth fairy must have been really busy the past couple of nights, but he (we have to refer to Roy, the tooth fairy from The Santa Clause) would probably make a special trip while she was at school. It worked. I had to run like crazy and use some special ninja skills to get a dollar under her pillow when we got home from work/school without her catching on, but it was successful!

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