"Passerby be warned," begins a post on People.com. "When Selma Blair's 8-month-old son is hungry, the actress doesn't hesitate to breastfeed him, no matter the audience."
That opener alone sums up the thorny debate over public breastfeeding. It should seem simple enough to anyone who's had a baby or knows someone who's had a baby, that when a child needs to eat nothing else matters. Not table manners, not the roving eyes of strangers, and not the personal opinions of anyone but the newborn screaming for breast-milk. But for every mother publicly feeding her child, there's someone taking offense.
"We all have nipples," Blair, 39, tells People. "If I can't get a cover over me quick enough, so be it."
I am not a mother, but I know from those who are, that it changes everything. Any residual body issues or shyness leftover from teenage years, takes a backseat to the needs of a newborn.
This is particularly obvious when female celebrities, who spend their careers fending off hackers, Hefners and Hollywood producers to keep their private parts private, whip out their breast in a restaurant at the sound of their baby's cries.
It's not that nobody notices: when Beyonce recently nursed Blue Ivy table-side in New York, it became the lead story in Time Magazine. Was she making a public statement about breastfeeding? Was she championing the public nursing movement? More likely, she needed to feed her kid and there was no better place to go.
"As a mother who breast-fed my three children when they were infants, I sympathize with any mom who has the inevitable awkward moment of trying to nurse in public without giving a sideshow," writes Michelle Henry, a Michigan mom of three, in a letter to her local paper. "I can testify there are very few public places for moms to breast-feed alone, in any sort of comfortable spot. Ever try nursing or holding an infant on a little tiny triangle bench in the corner of a department store dressing room?"
Henry's letter was a response to a recent incident wherein a Michigan judge told a mom of a two-month-old to stop breastfeeding in the courthouse. Despite it being totally legal, the judge said, "it's my courtroom, I decide what's appropriate in here."
If you ask Kim Kardashian, breastfeeding isn't appropriate at a restaurant either. "EWW I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby with no cover-up then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper," she tweeted.
Like NASCAR Driver Kasey Kahne, who described a mom nursing her kid in a supermarket as "nasty", Kardashian isn't a mother. Most famous opponents of public breastfeeding aren't.
In recent years, moms trying their best to breastfeed discretely in public places have been booted from planes, restaurants and shopping centers. Then Facebook joined the "appropriate" police force.
After numerous complaints, the social networking giant removed breast-feeding photos from its site, calling the content lewd.
"There's no other way to look at it. We're being treated as pornographers," Emma Kwasnica, a breastfeeding educator protesting Facebook's decision, told a CBS affiliate. In fairness, the site is also home to multiple public breastfeeding advocate groups, like Respect the Breast, launched by moms who are "tired of people lashing out at what is natural and what they believe is healthy for their children."
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Breastfeeding in the first six months is particularly crucial to the long-term health of a child. Both the World Health Organization and the U.S. Surgeon General have launched campaigns to encourage mothers who can breastfeed, to overcome both physical and logistic challenges and stick with it.
In the United States, mothers have the legal right to breastfeed in public. But because of social backlash, some moms feel it necessary to carry a copy of the law as protection where ever they go. Others have joined the "nurse-in" movement, organizing grassroots protests and rallying celebrities to champion on their behalf. In effect, the public breastfeeding issue is now positioned on the front-lines of the women's rights movement.
Never underestimate the power of a hungry baby. And that's really what moms like Selma Blair, Emma Kwasnica, Michelle Henry and Beyonce are defending. When a newborn needs food, it's mother will feed it. That's not a choice, it's an instinct. So back off. As Blair puts it: "I don't care who I offend; my baby wants to eat."
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