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    Why Moms Can't Get Sick

    By Charlotte Hilton Anderson, REDBOOK
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    "When the cat's away, the mice will play" should really read "When mom is sick, three bags of mini marshmallows disappear and nobody knows how the DVD we got for Christmas got fed through the shredder." Thanks to me getting the stomach flu with a fever, my little mice really outdid themselves today. Which is ironic considering I got it from them, adorable petri dishes of infection that they are.

    I knew I was in for trouble when I woke up on the floor of the kitchen (where I'd fallen asleep because I'd brought my pillow there so I could "supervise" breakfast, see) to my two-year-old screeching "mommy pwetty!!!" as she decorated my face with my new lipstick. Frankly I was surprised there was enough left to coat me considering how much was already on her. How long was I out for? I groggily stared at the clock. 15 minutes. And yet in addition to my pillaged lipstick and the rest of the contents of my purse strewn around the room, there was an upended box of cereal, spilled milk and a trail of footprints showing the tiny person who left them had a blackberry stuck to the bottom of one foot. 15 minutes!

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    Kids can smell weakness. I imagine that this was a valuable skill in prehistoric times-there's a joke in here somewhere about how the woolly mammoth went extinct that I'm too tired to make-but these days this talent for knowing exactly when mom is down feels half evil genius and half a cruel joke by mother nature. Did you know that my toddler knows how to get on top of the refrigerator? Neither did I until today. I swear she was just saving up that little party trick for the first moment I wasn't 100% on my game.

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    This is why moms are not allowed to get sick. And apparently society agrees with me because when I searched for a picture of a sick mom with healthy kids the only results were ones of mom taking care of sick kids.

    I'm sure we'll all laugh about this someday-probably when one of my kids gets sick and their children try rewiring a light fixture with their Handy Manny tool kit-but in the meantime the kids are all in bed and everyone survived. Tomorrow has got to be better.

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    Anyone else's kids have a 6th sense for when mom is not all with it? What have your kids done while you were sick?

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    6 comments

    • Charles  •  Washington, District of Columbia  •  2 months ago
      My child doesn't do that and my wife was sick with a stomach flu and you know what happened? ME. Yeah, this guy, her husband picked up the slack, stayed home from work and took care of things. She generally works later hours than I do, so I get my daughter from school after working my ten hour a day job that I'm up at 0430 for and take care of her, bathe her, feed her, play with her, take her out, clean the house, do the dishes and whatever else needs to be done, so that when my wife comes home at about 8 or so, she can just relax. And she'd do the same for me if the situation was reversed.When my daughter had a stomach flu two weeks ago, while my wife cleaned up her room, I held our daughter over the toilet (she's 2). I then stayed up the entire night on watch so my wife could sleep, even though it meant being up for 30+ hours. Every time that girl got up to get sick, I was on the futon right next to her with a garbage pail.I'm tired of all these #$%$ articles from the hacks at Shine. Maybe your kids aren't hellions. Maybe your husband is lazy or legitimately too busy working or whatever. But there are plenty of us DADS who don't get sick days and do a great deal of childrearing and housework. This isn't the 50s anymore.
      • Bea 2 months ago
        Thank God for great Dads!! :)
    • Gee  •  Moncks Corner, South Carolina  •  2 months ago
      Oh, boy could I tell you some stories about my 3 now grown boys and my pitiful husband who required soup when he was sick and don't ever give any one of them a bell to ring when they want something, no-no-no! Even now I take care of my sick daughter-in-law and Grandson when I am sick from what they have given me. But, I guess that's the way families survive kids. My 3rd son was the one I had to watch at all times. Not sit and watch tv because if he was quiet or disappeared from my sight I knew he was into something. My husband, no help, he would just fall asleep in the easy chair if I had to work and S.... would just let himself out the door and go outside or get everything out of the fridge or climb onto the top of the fridge. You never knew what to expect next. It didn't matter if I was sick, Pop would just sleep in older kids would take off on their bikes, and S.... would just pillage. So you just get up and be sick when they are asleep or at night. I am lucky, I seem to be immune to viruses that cause you to throw up, I don't know why, but God has blessed me. So Mom's everywhere, just do whatever you have to do, because at some point in your life, things will turn around and your kids, when they are grown up enough, will actually be there to look after you and Pop is fishing or playing golf. Once in a while in their busy lives will even call to say hi and ask how YOU are. Love them, oh how we love them
    • JenniferG  •  Cincinnati, Ohio  •  3 months ago
      I'm there! I've had a bad cold for 2 weeks and the other morning my 17 month old son decided to wake up at 5 a.m. and refused to go back to sleep. I gave in, sat him down in front of blue's clues, and dozed off on the couch (please don't judge me!). Just a few minutes later I awoke to the sound of little pampers going swish, swish, swish and little feet stampeding toward me just in time to brace myself for the full-body tackle and my lil guy laughing hysterically and yelling "A clue! A clue!"
    • Joy in Seattle  •  3 months ago
      My daughter isn't like that. Even as a little toddler, she would treat me like a princess when I'm sick. Don't get me wrong, she can be a hellion when I'm not sick, but when I am sick, she'll get me all the imaginary tea and stuffed animals in the world.
    • DragonFlyer1351  •  Milton, Vermont  •  1 month 6 days ago
      I have two kids under the age of 6 and when I am sick I still have to do everything I normally do. It isn't easy and the kids seem to get into more mischief but I think that it is more my unwillingness to jump into the fray and make them mind than it is a deliberate scheme on their part. Their dad will sometimes help pick up my slack if I am under the weather but it isn't something that I can count on.
    • Lisa  •  Calgary, Canada  •  3 months ago
      What a great article and so true!! I have no idea how they just seem to know.....maybe because we go a lot easier on them or let them get away with more than they usually do? My kids usually work me twice as hard and wont let me get a moment's peace to save my life!! I usually use the good old tv to distract them and keep them off me while I get better.

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