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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You have a complicated concept to grapple with. The quicker you let your owner out the door, the quicker they'll return. It's a hard one to accept, but the sooner you do -- well, you get the rest. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
When wasting time is your only option, you'll do it to your utmost. Sleeping in your basket is just the tip of the iceberg. You'll be almost as good at it as the cat by the time your human returns. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
You're not as rusty as you think. All you need is some time with other dogs. A day at the park has you flirting with the best of them, so ham it up while you have the chance. Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading |
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Someone apparently never heard the sage advice to let sleeping dogs lie. You'll be yanked out of your reverie in a most unpleasant way. Luckily, you can retreat back into your shell after only a snarl and a snap. Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading |
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Life can't be a big party every day, or so your owner thinks. It's up to you to ask the obvious: why not? Your love of the daily visits to the dog park is rubbing off on the humans around you. Good dog. Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading |
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You feel like a square dog in a round doghouse. The world is cold and logical while you do everything based on emotions. You can pull yourself out of this dark place, but you might as well indulge instead. Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading |
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Don't bother trying to communicate today. Your inner dog shows and you can't hide it even if you wanted to. Even your energy level says it all. Your owner sees all, knows all. Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading |
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Playing it safe is boring. Your devil may care attitude may get you into a scrap or two, but the ultimate pay off is how you feel at the end of the day. Other dogs just can't intimidate you, and that feels good. Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading |
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
There's a difference between being bored and being unchallenged. You can bear the yawning but not when your brain gets all fuzzy and dull. Try to do some deep thinking about something other than the mail. Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Love Meter |
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You and your owner are stuck repeating yourselves, but neither of you really minds. Your owner attracts flighty folk and your job is to chase them off. If you're both happy with the repetition, then that's all that matters. Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading |
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You'll have to look around the doghouse in an entirely new way if you want to have a good day. You're so used to your toys that they blend into the background. Wipe the fog from your eyes and get creative. Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading |
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You feel overwhelmed just walking down the street on the leash. The yapping won't help but staying in the basket for an extended nap just might. Consider it medicinal. Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading |
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