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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
When you're not feeling all that great, you have your own special way of clearing the bad feelings out of the doghouse. Your rituals may make no sense to your owners but they're crystal clear to you. Continue with your emotional house cleaning. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
As long as you have a bowl of chow and your human in the doghouse, you're happy. You can still be perfectly content if one or the other is missing, but if both of them are missing -- forget it. Don't even bother searching for other ways to be snug and secure. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Keep your mind on your possessions as long as you can. That plan takes your nap into consideration, so don't try too hard propping your eyes open with toothpicks. You'll be that much better able to guard the castle once you've had a good, long nap anyway. Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Intimacy Secrets Reading |
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
At least you can say you're not overwhelmed today. You're also not overly impressed. With not much on the horizon, you can safely assume that the basket will be your destination of choice for the bulk of your day. Remind yourself that there are worse things. Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading |
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You're sensitive to every noise in and around the doghouse. That makes it hard to keep yourself controlled. You're going off at the slightest sounds, and if it weren't for your own barking, you could hear a pin drop. Under these conditions, there's just no way to maintain any goodwill with the neighbors. Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading |
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
The humans are organizing some kind of social event, that much is clear. When the folding chairs come out, so do you. You need help getting out the door, though, and there are no friends with opposing thumbs today. You can hardly get your favorite human's attention. You're stuck putting up with their book club. Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Friends and Lovers Reading |
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Covering as much ground as possible is more than a project -- it's an obsession. Don't get upset if your owner doesn't see it the same way. In fact, the more you pull, the shorter the leash gets. Self control is in short supply, but try to exert some. Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading |
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
It's a good day to get your way if you can tap into your owner's psyche. Begging for some things is a waste of time while aiming for others nets you pay dirt. Read your human extra carefully and you'll be pleased with your prey. Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading |
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Not all humans are alike, that much you know. And today they're more different than usual. Even their energies are on different wavelengths. It's wise to avoid trying to go from one to the other. Pick one and stay by their side. Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Karma Reading |
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You need a change, but nothing as drastic as a new doghouse. Those rambling days are over for good. What you need is more along the lines of fresh chow or laundered bedding. Your complaints are so minor they're not worth more than a minute of your day. Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading |
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You never think before you bark, so calming down is just not an option. But you may want to use all of your other faculties before jumping to the wrong conclusions. If something were really off, it would smell or give off a bad vibe. A strange look is just not enough. Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading |
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
The way another dog walks, barks or smells is like poetry. You could spend all day on their trail, and you just might. While it's nice to feel appreciated by others, you're going a bit too far. Expect to be snapped at, at best. Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading |
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