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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Everyone in the doghouse is worn out and beat, even you. You're moving slower than usual. You don't even notice when someone gets too close to your favorite possessions. To keep face, you'll just pretend not to notice. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Celtic Love Tarot Reading |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You have less energy than usual. In fact, you're downright sluggish. Your intense energy will return once your regular routine does. Until then, lounging in the basket is your most practical option. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
It takes a strength you hardly knew you had to say goodbye to certain people. Funny how some humans grow on a dog. They even make the food pale in comparison to their good company. Sigh and curl up in your basket. Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast |
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Life has become one big dinner party, but not for long. Enjoy it while it lasts. You have one more day to relax and celebrate all you have to be thankful for. Tomorrow everyone in the doghouse gets their noses back to the grindstone. Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Love Meter |
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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
It's a day to overindulge. Don't let anybody tell you not to. Your owners are on the same page, so it's leftovers all the way around. You have the rest of your life to get over the binge. Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading |
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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
If your owners traveled recently, the least you should expect a doggy bag as a token gift. Sweaters and collars are mere decoys. If they don't bring the real thing, you can rest assured they'll cook up something special tonight. Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading |
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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You've managed guest etiquette quite well over the last few days. You've given non-dog humans their space while eating up the attention of dog lovers. Even though the treats have been non-stop, you still deserve a reward for your good behavior. Make it an extra long walk. Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading |
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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Weekend visitors came and went without a hitch, not even any discord between the humans. Is that a first in the doghouse? If you have any room left at all, you should have a celebratory meal. At the very least, thank your owners for their efforts. Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading |
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Not overeating is out of the question. In fact, it's become quite a habit. Getting back to normal chow in normal proportions is going to be a big challenge for you, but you can deal with that tomorrow. For now, enjoy. Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two |
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You've had a wild ride, but it's almost time to get back to the basics. You'll have a day of gradually slowing down. The last meal of the day is a bit of a letdown, but that's one more thing to be thankful for. It makes regular life more appealing. Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading |
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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You haven't felt bored in days. Even your humans' old relatives were fun to have around. Prepare yourself for a bit of a letdown come tomorrow morning, and be appreciative of the good time you've had. Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Career Strengths Reading |
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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Good food is like a love letter to your stomach. You've been hit with cupid's arrow quite a few times lately. You love life and all those you share the doghouse with. Funny what a bit of gravy will do for the soul. Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading |
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