9 Sets of Crazy Ridiculous "Sexy" Christmas Bedroom Ensembles

by Gena Kaufman, Glamour

Attention all Santa Baby-style gift givers! If you're the type that likes to get your sexy on as a Christmas gift to your man, hey, do your thang! (Did I just say "thang"?) It's not my style, but I can see how some silky red lingerie and a Santa hat, or a strategically placed bow might make for a hot present.

To help you out, I could have rounded up a selection of sexy, holiday-appropriate lingerie sets, orrrrrr I could show you guys the most utterly ridiculous "sexy" Christmas* get-ups I could find. Guess which I chose?

You know me well, readers. Let's go for the totally bizarre, who-in-the-world-thought-this-would-be-a-sexy-idea ensembles! (NSFW warning: I didn't show the most racy options, but some of these are straight-up lingerie, so beware in a conservative environment. Though even the more costumey options should probably not be worn publicly. Or privately, unless you're a couple with a great sense of humor and some extra cash to burn.)

My search for holiday-themed lingerie started expectedly enough, with sensual Mrs. Clauses, naughty elves and general sexy Christmas merriment...

*For the record, I did try to find some holiday outfits that weren't as Christmas specific, but I feel like those who celebrate Chanukah or Kwanzaa won't mind being left out of this holiday insanity.

Can you ever imagine wearing any of these "sexy" looks for Christmas? If you could pull this off with a straight face, you are a stronger woman than I.



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