Uggs just got uggier. I thought we had this thing under control. Kate Hudson wasn't wearing them with jean shorts anymore, and most had accepted that the foot couches were best suited for red-eye flights and winter dog-walking. Then I landed on Ugg's homepage and was almost blinded by the new holiday shoe arrivals. Sparkles! Zebra prints! 40% more sheep fur! The Ugg elves have been hard at work creating party-time nightclub boots guaranteed to triple the width of your feet for the Christmas season. Ugh.