Hannah Montanimals: 7 Pets Who Look Better Than Miley Cyrus with Their Tongues Out
I'm not shocked by Miley Cyrus. Not by her twerking, not by her foam finger, not by her tongue hanging out in every single photo from the VMAs. I do, however, find the tongue thing pretty disgusting. Not from a pearl-clutching standpoint, but from an aesthetic one. It's kind of gross. And so constant it's just dull. Plus, as with everything else about Miley's performance, someone else has already done it, and done it better. You're not going to out-tongue Gene Simmons. It's like trying to out-sneer Billy Idol, out-wig Cher, or out-whine Morrissey. Not gonna happen. Sticking your tongue out once in a while can be cute. Leaving it out there in the wind all the time is not. Speaking of cute, here are a whole bunch of animals demonstrating how to stick your tongue out and remain adorable. Maybe Miley can take notes.
-By Joslyn Gray