Let them pretend to eat cake: Famous women and their strange relationship with dessert
Kim Kardashian just celebrated her birthday with not one but three cakes. One of them was encrusted in diamonds and cost $1 million dollars. I know because I saw pictures of her standing by a cake...everywhere. Someone wants to make it perfectly clear that Kim Kardashian enjoys delicious things, just like other human beings! I totally believe that until I look at the photos.
After countless birthdays and publicity events, why don't celebrities know how to take a convincing bite of cake? If you ask me, it's a waste of our delicious resources.
But that doesn't stop stars and pastries from regularly posing together in solidarity. Kardashian has aligned herself with the sweet movement, even backing a brand of cupcake mix. Jessica Simpson launched a line of dessert-flavored body products. And every third starlet to pose in Maxim Magazine is given a bucket of baked goods and a pair of thong underwear the day of the shoot. Maybe it's hot for men, but for someone who genuinely likes cake? Not so much. I personally die a little inside whenever a perfectly good treat goes to waste on the unappreciative celebrity. Here's some tragic photo evidence.