Bruce Willis on Shine

Fashion that makes us sad: Bruce Willis naked, with his toenails painted red

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Sometimes I peer at something in the world and I feel like Lisa Kudrow's dorky, out-of-touch character from the short-lived HBO show "The Comeback," specifically the way she would run into weird situations and balk, "I don't need to see THAT!"

Because, truthfully, I don't need to see some things and, especially, I do not need to see Bruce Willis having a mid-life crisis, marrying a decades younger woman, and posing for a magazine with said woman while naked with his toenails painted.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Continue to Make the Rest of Us Look Bad

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Over the weekend Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and his family donated $1 million to St. Johns Hospital in Missouri. That’s $999,999 more than most of us losers have donated to any causes over the past couple of days...

Three's Company: Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, Jack Wagner Will Spend Thanksgiving Together

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<img alt="" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/phugc/UEoecxb2uWdo/photos/6541bd85caa52e1d227f95985b1fd5b3/mr_deacc5ed216e97.jpg?ug_____DN953hVaS" align="left" height="400" width="267">Heather Locklear, boyfriend Jack Wagner and ex-husband Richie Sambora will all spend Thanksgiving together. Who do...

Bruce Willis likes to prove he’s famous

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Some stars try their best to avoid paparazzi and signing autographs for their fans. Not Bruce Willis! This past Sunday the Die Hard actor was having brunch with his girlfriend Emma Heming at P.J. Clarke’s when he told his waiter he looked a lot like his buddy, Tom Hanks. "The waiter at one point said, 'You think I look like Tom - well, I think you look like Bruce Willis, so yippie kai-yay!' Willis then told him, ‘I am Bruce Willis.’" To prove himself, Willis brought ex-wife Demi Moore and daughter Tallulah back to the restaurant for dinner. Aw Bruce, net time we’re sure they’ll just take your word for it. [NY Post]

Rumer Willis, Joaquin Phoenix and other celebs who don't deserve albums

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A few weeks ago we were really annoyed with Scarlett Johansson’s attempt at a music career. But this week came news of not one but two celebs wanting to head to the studio. Ninteen-year-old Rumer Willis (daughter of Bruce and Demi) is “in talks” with music executives who are intrigued by her “deep, husky” voice. "With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking,” says a music insider. Next comes Joaquin Phoenix, who admittedly did impress us with his Johnny Cash impersonation in Walk the Line. But is that enough to carry a solo career?

Miller Lyte McConaughey is a baby with an assured future

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It’s too bad Matthew McConaughey and his lady are on the wagon now—they were about to name his unborn child after a beer like his brother Michael’s son, Miller Lyte. As far as a brewski named baby, we’re partial to Corona for a girl and Heineken for a boy. But you know, we can’t help but wonder, how will all these ridiculous celeb baby names influence a child as an adult? Will Miller Lyte McConaughey be a frat boy for life?

Our list of star kids and their predicted futures:

Is Bruce Willis Going Soft?

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NEW YORK– From hard rocking, beer guzzling, explosive action films to The Bowery Wine Co. Has our favorite action star gone frou-frou? The New York Post reports that Bruce Willis is now a partner in an upscale and loungy wine bar. His business partner Chris Sileo, formerly beverage director at...