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Breaking news: Madonna is getting a divorce

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Speaking of celebrity romance, looks like Madonna and Guy Ritchie are officially divorcing. Perez Hilton reports:

User post: Will Jennifer and John really live happily ever after?

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Well, for those fans out there rooting for this couple that seemed to take the world by storm with their publicity laden lovefest, it looks like John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are once again a twosome. Still one cannot help but to wonder about the recent development in this relationship considering...

It's the Angelina Jolie S&M video!

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That's right my dearies, just for you, to kick off the Memorial Day weekend, it's the classic making the rounds today, a seemingly intoxicated Angie talks S&M ("It comes from that real place,"), in what appears to be some kind of a druggie den. Watch the video after the jump...

Carmen Electra's Crackerjack box engagement ring: How much should he spend?!?

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Okay, not really, but here's the scandal du jour: Remember a couple weeks back when we announced Carmen Electra's engagement to Rob Patterson and the fancy black diamond ring she was flashing at anyone who would look? Turns out, Rob purchased the "exotic" piece for a mere $1,650 on...

Major themes of the new Anna Nicole Smith soft porn, I mean "biopic"

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A new video, the Cliff's Notes if you will, of Anna Nicole's new biopic starring Willa Ford has been making the rounds. While yes, it's somewhat entertaining and at times, unintentionally hilarious, I think a more genuine, tastefully done probe into her life could have been quite fascinating (if not, terribly tragic and sad), but instead, this is like, the worst quality soft porn ever. Watch the video after the jump and tell us, what do you think?

Watching Green Porno is my favorite new pastime

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Take a world famous actress, incorporate some hard core insect sex, and you get "Green Porno," a series of short films conceived, written, co-directed by and starring Isabella Rossellini. Inspired by the bizarre mating behavior of insects, each film is shocking, whimsical, entertaining,...

Pete and Ashlee, engaged!

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Maybe you've already heard that Johnny Depp is finally marrying long term partner Vanessa Paradis (sigh), but today miniature couple Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson made the following announcement...

Prince Harry is engaged!

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If British rag Now Magazine says it is so, then it must be so. Today they report that new favorite prince, Harry (not William!), just popped the question to 21-year old girlfriend Chelsy Davy. Don't expect a huge royal wedding anytime soon though. He's still serving overseas, and she's wrapping up post-grad work at Leeds University. Still, I'm vaguely excited...

Theme weddings are the new bad tattoo

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So there's this rumor going around that Kate Moss is planning a gypsy themed wedding, presumably based on some wasted chat she had with fellow British party animal Lily Allen, probably at Lit the same night Mary Kate was there.Now, if anyone can pull it off with grace and style, we're sure...

The couple that falls together...

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Paris Hilton has an accident, Benji Madden cleans up the mess.