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Crazy Stuff A Mom Says

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Crazy Stuff A Mom Says Posted by cole gamble on December 2nd, 2009 at…

Are Gag Gifts Funny or Disappointing?

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A wacky gift--when coupled with real, thoughtful presents--can delight and confound your loved ones. Beware, though, that these kooky items may wind up in a White Elephant gift exchange faster than you can say Happy Holidays! What do you think of gag gifts? Do they make merriment or do they make the…

Rant on The Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody...

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Two words for it: EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!! I thought the song was awesome the way it was, and then the MUPPETS of all things come and do an epic remix made of lulz and win. Yes, I LOL'd many times throughout the vid, and I can only imagine how the Reaction Guys feel about it. XD In other words: IT…

I survived the 'New Moon' midnight show

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By now, everyone is well aware of "Twilight" mania, but last night, I experienced it firsthand. Oh yes, that's right ... I attended the midnight showing of "

To Hell and back in one date

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As I started writing this blog a flood of memories came crashing down on me about some of the bad dates that I had been on. Now as I look back on it they are all just funny little antidotes of my life, experiences that I will be able to tell people for years and get a laugh out…

I like my men, the same way I like my porn... in a box under my bed, quiet, and always ready for action.

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How do you like your men or women? Let's have fun with this one...

One for the girls

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One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep.. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my…

What I Know

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Someone very smart once said, "you must write what you know." If I know anything, then what i know are my dreams. My dreams of being better then I am. My dreams of being an actress, of entertaining people. I can illustate said dreams in my mind, like a movie, but i need to show the world…