Humor on Shine

The 5 Most Hilarious Gag Gifts

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Delight and confound your friends with hilariously ridiculous gifts. Real and thoughtful gifts are wonderful things, but sometimes it’s just plain fun to confuse your loved ones on Christmas morning by gifting them with something completely kooky—before presenting them with the…

How Not to Write a Holiday Newsletter

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Dear Friends and Family,

Festivus Greetings from our family! Another year has flown by and the holidays are upon us. And no matter what holiday you celebrate, we’re sure that you are surprised to get this newsletter from us. Oh, I know I said…

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING...COME AGAIN

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Christmas was 14 days away. I have the distinct craziness to work in retail. Pity me. People were in my store with a vengence. The morning after Thanksgiving we opened at 5 a.m. The line to enter extended the length of a city block. It had…

I survived the 'New Moon' midnight show

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By now, everyone is well aware of "Twilight" mania, but last night, I experienced it firsthand. Oh yes, that's right ... I attended the midnight showing of "

'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving

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With apologies to the original and to its author (either Clement C. Moore or Henry Livingston, Jr., the authorship is apparently disputed) I present “‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving,” as seen through the eyes of my son.

‘Twas the night before…

Lady at the Jewelry Store

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Dainty

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a cancer that can't be treated. He was in his 30’s and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he…

Who’s Smarter: Kids or Dogs?

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Who’s Smarter: Kids or Dogs? Posted by cole…

Just Another New Moon

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“Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth.” Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism

I’m seriously starting to hate the Internet. Oh, sure many find it useful. Look, even I remember the dark…